Everyone keeps asking us what we are doing for Thanksgiving. Well, we are still in McLean, Virginia until the authorities are able to catch a certain group of bad guys, related to a project I just finished working on. And we may not be able to leave the “Military Installation Resort” as we have started calling it, but we are…
MJ: Hey baby. I needed to take a break for a minute. I have a question for you. How come you weren’t all over me today? Do you feel ok? Malia: If I’m not all over you wanting to have sex then I must be sick? MJ: I didn’t mean it like that. Malia: How did you mean it? MJ:…
The other day one my haters was in one of our online chat rooms, just kind of generally complaining about everything they could think of to complain about, blaming me for everything wrong with their own life, and on top of all of that, they had the audacity to call me delusional. I was talking with my wife about it,…
Baby, I love your big smile, your big heart, and your big butt! Thank you for handling my “old baggage” for me, so that I can take care of business. There isn’t anything that I wouldn’t do for you. I thought after I got divorced from my first wife, or as you like to call her, my “practice wife”, that…
Dear Dreamer & Doers, I never thought in a million years that some day I would have a beach house second home. I love waking up in the morning and going for a walk on the beach, or having picnics on the beach with my family, etc. Dreams can and do come true, but they don’t just happen. You are…
Malia: What are you singing down there baby? MJ: I didn’t know I was singing that loud. For some reason I can’t stop singing or putting out awesome content. I just feel in the zone right now. Malia: Baby, I can hear every word, and you are on a roll. You are turning me on with the sexy spins you’re…
“MJ The Terrible” Haters, To the people I have known throughout my life time, that always try to blame me for things in their lives, or wonder why I don’t return your calls anymore, this post is for you. Here are some of the scenarios that I’m talking about- 1. If I haven’t spoken to you in over 4 years,…
“Die with memories, not regrets.” Jimmy Bellini “I love vacations and taking it easy. I also love to grow personally and professionally. That is why I work like hell and play like hell. I’m Armying it, by being all that I can be, and I’m Big Lebowskiing it, because I also like to chill. It’s the best place to be…
“In life, if you got the hunger, you’ll eat.” Donald Trump “Motivation is what gets you started, but a routine and good habits are what keep you going.” Ken Paxton “When you are the winner you get a trophy, because you won a sporting or competitive competition. When you are awarded the Distinguished Intelligence Cross, you are given an award,…
Had a blast at the Greater Austin Comic Con this weekend! Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson with Goldust, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, and the one and only Nature Boy Ric Flair…..WOOOOOO!!!!! Cedar Park, TexasJune 16th, 2019 Attached Collage Photo: Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson at Greater Austin Comic Con with Ric Flair, Scott Hall, Kevin Nash & Gold Dust