Tarica, will you post Malia and I’s sexcapades MLK day texts, because I’m a little busy right now. You’re the best! Mean it! Best, MJ Tarica: Have fun today guys. Chris and I are doing what you guys are doing today, tomorrow. Rock out out with your sex parts out Mali J and MJ! MJ: Baby why did you email…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia 5: Men are naturally secretive animals. They used to gather their things and hide them in their caves. Are you worried MJ is hiding things from you? Samantha Vargas San Francisco, CA Malia: No. We share everything with each other. This may sound weird, but MJ is not allowed to be alone with anyone who…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 18 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Just because a person is educated does not mean they have common sense. Book smarts and life smarts are not the same thing. Some people have both types of smarts, but most people have one or the other. If I had to choose one,…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia 4: 1. Does MJ make money decisions without you? Monica Walker Colorado Springs, CO Malia: No. We don’t manage our money. Our money is managed by The Carlyle Group. We bought our houses together. We bought our cars together. We make decisions together. He makes the business decisions mostly, and I make most of the in-home…
Malia: Wanna play hangman? MJ: Like where you guess the letters to figure out words and what not Malia: Yep! MJ: Ok. I’m stuck on what I’m working on anyway. Malia: Ok. Here we go. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _! It’s something I want to do. Pick…
Malia: I am sick and tired of being used as your sexual toy, whenever and wherever you want it only! MJ: Huh? Malia: You use me as your sexual toy, expecting me to have sex with you anytime you want it, and anywhere you want it. MJ: I thought that was ok because we made an agreement. You said we…
Masters of Money LLC’s True Mission: Masters of Money LLC, might have the word “Money” in the title, and yes Masters of Money is a business, designed to make money, but Masters of Money’s true mission is to encourage and support the dreams and goals of the dreamers and the doers of this world. More often times than not, the…
MJ: My mom won’t be back with the kids until 5:30. I’m working on a new project starting next week. I might not have time to bang 2 or 3 times a day then, so that means I want some more now! Malia: I’ll be back. I went downstairs to get us some food. Don’t be harassing me or you…
1. It’s “I bless the rains down in Africa”, not “I miss the rains down in Africa”. I’m from Africa. You can trust me on this one. You are so cute baby! 2. I can’t believe how happy I am right now. You make me feel special, happy, loved, and you make me soooooo wet!! Which brings me to #3.…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia III: 1. Was there a tunnel underneath MJ’s old house? Did you ever see it? Andrew Morgan London, England Malia: I am not allowed to answer this officially. Unofficially, it is possible there was a tunnel underneath his old house. Also, unofficially, I may have seen it and been in it. MJ The Terrible House…