Baby, I love your big smile, your big heart, and your big butt! Thank you for handling my “old baggage” for me, so that I can take care of business. There isn’t anything that I wouldn’t do for you. I thought after I got divorced from my first wife, or as you like to call her, my “practice wife”, that…
Dear Dreamer & Doers, I never thought in a million years that some day I would have a beach house second home. I love waking up in the morning and going for a walk on the beach, or having picnics on the beach with my family, etc. Dreams can and do come true, but they don’t just happen. You are…
Malia: What are you singing down there baby? MJ: I didn’t know I was singing that loud. For some reason I can’t stop singing or putting out awesome content. I just feel in the zone right now. Malia: Baby, I can hear every word, and you are on a roll. You are turning me on with the sexy spins you’re…
The other day one my haters was in one of our online chat rooms, just kind of generally complaining about everything they could think of to complain about, blaming me for everything wrong with their own life, and on top of all of that, they had the audacity to call me delusional. I was talking with my wife about it,…
“Die with memories, not regrets.” Jimmy Bellini “I love vacations and taking it easy. I also love to grow personally and professionally. That is why I work like hell and play like hell. I’m Armying it, by being all that I can be, and I’m Big Lebowskiing it, because I also like to chill. It’s the best place to be…
“In life, if you got the hunger, you’ll eat.” Donald Trump “Motivation is what gets you started, but a routine and good habits are what keep you going.” Ken Paxton “When you are the winner you get a trophy, because you won a sporting or competitive competition. When you are awarded the Distinguished Intelligence Cross, you are given an award,…
Had a blast at the Greater Austin Comic Con this weekend! Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson with Goldust, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, and the one and only Nature Boy Ric Flair…..WOOOOOO!!!!! Cedar Park, TexasJune 16th, 2019 Attached Collage Photo: Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson at Greater Austin Comic Con with Ric Flair, Scott Hall, Kevin Nash & Gold Dust
Baby, I love you in black and white, and color, and in every other way possible. I should have been more supportive/loving last night, after you accidentally backed your car into mine in the parking garage. In my defense though, it was your 7th accident in the last 2 and a half years, we’re still dealing with the accident where…
Baby, If my life is a dream right now, please don’t pinch me, because I don’t want to wake up! To my loving wife Malia, I couldn’t do it without you baby cakes. I love this black and white picture you made of us at the American Airlines Center, in Dallas. That was a fun night. I’m sorry I spilled…
MJ, Baby you call me and text me and email me and grab me and rub me and kiss me, and you do it a lot. Please keep doing it!!! And…..my haircut was not “exactly” $400, but let’s leave it at that because it might have been close to that. 🙂 Don’t judge me baby! They do such a good…