My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 80 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “If you love everything about me, do you love my poop to?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “You better. Retired executive orders are a thing. I’ve still got pull. It just takes a little longer to take effect.” Former President Barack Obama “Divisions between people improve…
Malia: I am feeling……horny, concupiscent, desiring, hard up, hot, hot to trot, lascivious, libidinous, lustful, passionate, randy, turned on, loving, affectionate, hot and heavy, impassioned, infatuated, lovesick, lovey dovey, lusty, passionate, spirited, salacious, sensual, sexual, smutty, sex crazed, dirty, suggestive, salacious, erotic, hot, sensual, smutty, steamy, suggestive, voluptuous, wanton, sensualistic, freaky, stimulated, sexed up, titillated, hypersexual, and frisky! MJ: Nice!…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Daddy’s choice. You decide the place, the position, and the hole.” Malia May Johnson “I love the short strokes that get deeper and deeper. Recipe for powerful orgasm every time.” Malia May Johnson “Lay down…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I don’t know the most amount of orgasms that I have had in one day, but it was definitely with you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You, me, bed, 5 minutes.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson…
On February 14th, 2015, Michael Johnson (MJ), better known as “MJ The Terrible”, suffered a Subdural Hematoma rupture. MJ was transported to Brooke Army Medical Center in San Antonio, Texas. After discovering MJ was the perfect candidate for a new experimental neurotech brain machine interface (BMI) implant that I was developing with my team, I requested he be brought to…
Quick note before reading this post. Brittany White is MJ’s former Court Appointed Supervisor, and now our family’s head of security. Brittany and her partner Kat want to get married because there has been a lot of resistance to their marriage because they are a same sex couple. “The minister at the church Kat grew up attending refused our request…
Malia: Do you know what I get called all the time? MJ: Pretty, beautiful, amazing, sweet, kind, loving, hot, sexy, etc. Malia: I get called that by you, but I’m talking about by other people. Can you guess? MJ: Malia? Mrs. Johnson? Miss Malia? Malia: Yes, to those but most of the time I get called MJ The Terrible’s wife.…
MJ: Quickies are the exception to every rule about delayed gratification, putting in the time to achieve what you, etc. Malia: Well, yeah, sort of. MJ: I can see the wheels turning in your head even though I can’t physically see you right now. Philosophize me babe. Malia: Guys get quickies (instant gratification), because they put in the time to…
Malia: It’s not “Time To Play The Game” anymore. HHH is retiring from in ring action. Malia: He had a heart attack and other complications. MJ: Uh oh. How old is he, 50? We just saw him wrestle in Texas a few years ago. He was in great shape. I guess shit just happens sometimes unfortunately. Malia: Yep. I love…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 79 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “We get what we deserve in life. No better, no worse.” Lakshmi Devi “Do it all innovators are some pretty damn special people. I highly respect each and every one of them.” Jeff Dachis “You can’t apply conventional wisdom to brilliant minds. Holding back the…