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All work and no sex doesn’t…..

Malia come unwrap me picture

MJ I love you to death, but all work and no sex doesn’t make a baby.

The problem is your work sex balance is off.

I got you a present to unwrap to fix that. It’s me! 👉 +👌 =🤰


Now come unwrap me!

Some of my favorite hot/sexy quotes from my best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just about anything else that one person can be to another person, my beautiful, sexy and incredibly awesome wife, Malia May Johnson.

“Every time we’re about to argue, we should have sex immediately. Have you ever heard of people fighting after sex? Because I haven’t.” Malia May Johnson. 

“You look just like the man I’m about to have sex with. I don’t care what you are in the middle of, and I don’t care how busy you are. There’s only one thing that you should be doing right now, and that’s me.” Malia May Johnson

“Baby, I am so sorry! I didn’t know how to put the little accent thingy over the e. Guns N Roses is a wine tasting event. I can’t believe you thought we were going to see the band Guns N Roses. I’m sorry baby. That’s why god invented blow jobs, for moments like this, to make things right.” Malia May Johnson

“Baby, ejaculating is not the internet version of ejaculating. Just because a word has an e in front of it, it doesn’t make it an internet thing. Ebooks are internet books. Ejaculating is not an internet thing. What, did you think the non internet version was, jaculating? OMG! I know you’re Mr. Computer Hacker “MJ The Terrible” and all, but some things will always be better offline. One of them is ejaculating! Come upstairs and I’ll prove it to you right now!” Malia May Johnson 

Foreplay & Sex Can Come Out of Anywhere! –

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