The Naughty Alphabet Motivated by my Sexy Bride Malia: A is for Ass B is for Butt C is for Cumming D is for Dirty E is for Ecstasy F is for Fucking G is for Groaning H is for Horny I is for Intimate J is for Juggs K is for Kissing L is for Licking M is for…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 30 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “If you need or want some shit, you have to need and want your ass enough to work for it.” James Storm “I don’t care if people think I’m wrong as long as they don’t just think I’m wrong only because I’m a democrat.…
Malia: I really miss you when you are gone. XOXO Malia: Is everything ok? Usually you text back within a few hours tops. I couldn’t sleep without you last night. I know I complain sometimes because you move a lot in your sleep, and I wake up in WWE wrestling holds most nights, but I can’t sleep without you! I…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia 8: 1. Are MJ and Team Digital Death going to sue the pilot and the company of the plane they were on that crashed last December? Keith Delacroix Cherry Hill, NJ Malia: No. There was an investigation into the crash. The crash was due to a mechanical failure. The pilot and NetJets were not at fault.…
Recent Masters of Money LLC and Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson Comments and Reviews: The founder of Masters of Money LLC, Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, is the first and only individual to be awarded the Distinguished Intelligence Cross for Cyber Warfare. I personally support Masters of Money LLC, because the company is owned and operated by an American hero.…
This was the conversation between MJ, Axl Rose, and me (Malia). Malia: Hey baby, Axl Rose is on the phone for you. MJ: No shit? I forgot to tell you Elvis called earlier. Malia: What is your favorite Guns N’ Roses song? MJ: I don’t know. I grew up listening to their music. I could probably sing along with all…
Caroline Pierce Google Review Testimonial and Personal Note To Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: I have known the owner of Masters of Money LLC for 16 years. MJ has grown Masters of Money LLC from a home office in his one bedroom apartment in North Austin into a company with 150 employees. Two years ago, MJ, a.k.a. Michael “MJ The…
MJ: Please don’t. MJ: Please don’t. MJ: Please don’t. MJ: Please don’t. Malia: Please don’t what? MJ: I can hear you singing the song by Adele “Never mind I’ll Find Someone Like You”. Malia: Aww! Are you feeling needy? MJ: More like wanty. Malia: This is what I can offer you. Sex with a pregnant beached whale. MJ: I love…
“MJ The Terrible” Rescues The Queen of Bethesdaland From The Stuffed Animal Bandits: Here is what happened when I walked into one of the spare bedrooms Malia is redoing, and I found her lying naked on the bed covered up by 3 giant stuffed animals, also known as “The Stuffed Animal Bandits”. MJ: Oh no! Andre The Giant Bear, Shamu,…
MJ: Wow! You sent me an awesome naughty video! Malia: Yes I did! MJ: That was hot baby! What has got you all worked up Mrs Johnson? Malia: What can I say? I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind. Your sexy blue eyes are what have me all worked up. MJ: You know how death row inmates get to…