My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 64 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “We don’t want to hurt you and Malia’s feelings, but we don’t know if like the new tv you bought us. Realer than real television is too much. We think we like regular plain real television better. Are we old fashion because we only…
MJ: I wanna tell you about this girl I had sex with. Malia: No you don’t. MJ: Actually, I do. Malia: Are you sure because I am pmsing right now. I am trying to help you out here. MJ: I want to tell you anyway. I will risk it. Malia: ……, but I warned you. I’m not going to be…
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Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Why don’t you take some of that big dick energy you have and knock your wifey up.” Malia May Johnson “I hate COVID! Having COVID is blocking me from getting pregnant.” Malia May Johnson “Big…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 63 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy I hide your shoes cuzz I want you to stay home.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Man the fuck up and have the strength to do what’s necessary.” Chris Hubbard “I am trusting that God will lead you in the right direction, and all will work…
MJ: Baby people are dropping like flies. 4 people that we know have died this month. I’m sad about it. Malia: I know. I heard about Andy today. I’m sorry. MJ: November is the dyingest month. Malia: I would love on you and comfort you but I’m quarantined. MJ: I know babe. I love you. If there is anything I…
“The internet won’t be perfect until I can download clothes and shoes.” Malia May Johnson “I like to wear high heeled shoes that hurt me feet, that make you want to fuck me. You like to wear tennis shoes. We both like what we like, so let’s wear what we like and be done with it.” Malia May Johnson “The…
“The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.” Johnny Depp “Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.” Dean Koontz “You do not own a dog. You have a dog. And the dog has…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “Today I’m horny. Tomorrow I will be horny. Next week I will be horny. Next year I will be horny. Etc. So on. So forth.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “You are my sex.” Michael…
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