To answer your question from this morning baby….. From the moment we met I felt a connection like I had never felt before. You made me feel nervous and yet completely at ease, at the same time. I have been lucky enough to get to meet and spend time with famous celebrities, musicians, professional athletes, world leaders and presidents, and…
What a day! You know those days where it seems like nothing goes your way? Well that was our day today. It was delay after delay, plans changing, more delays, plans changing again, things not working out, nothing seemed to make any sense, schedule changes, cranky babies, cranky Brittany(head of security for our family), and Malia was in a bad…
I was messing with a new photo creator app on my phone and the picture turned into the one on this post. I showed it to MJ and asked him if he would still love me if I looked like this. MJ says “You would be my wife and an avatar at the same time. You would be my wifeatar.…
I’m sorry you didn’t feel pretty today baby. You are so incredibly beautiful inside and out. When you are feeling better we are going to need to get your eyes checked, because if you can’t see how beautiful/stunning/gorgeous/hot/sexy you are, something could be wrong with your vision. Just kidding baby. We all have days when we aren’t at our best…
We are in full on Holiday Christmas Family mode at the Johnson household! To the beautiful loving woman/wife/mother in the picture, I would like to say thank you. Thank you for building a family with me, and thank you for turning our house into a home by filling it with love. I was going to remove our red eyes from…
The picture of love. Malia carrying one of our babies while she is pregnant with another one of our babies. There is so much love in our house and I love it!
Question: When your girl wants Krispy Kreme donuts because she has the prego crazy cravings going on but she doesn’t want it to be her idea to make a donut run, do you claim it was your idea to make the donut run to make her feel better? Answer: ABSOFREAKINLUTELY YOU DO!!!
Everyone keeps asking us what we are doing for Thanksgiving. Well, we are still in McLean, Virginia until the authorities are able to catch a certain group of bad guys, related to a project I just finished working on. And we may not be able to leave the “Military Installation Resort” as we have started calling it, but we are…
To My Prince MJ, When I was a little girl growing up in Cape Town South Africa my friends like to dress up like little princesses and have tea parties and get dressed up and wait for Prince Charming to come save us from the evil Trash Can Monster and then take us away to live happily ever after. I…
MJ: Hey baby. I needed to take a break for a minute. I have a question for you. How come you weren’t all over me today? Do you feel ok? Malia: If I’m not all over you wanting to have sex then I must be sick? MJ: I didn’t mean it like that. Malia: How did you mean it? MJ:…