Note: AG are the initials of my divorce attorney. MJ: Alright AG. Whatcha got? AG: MJ, would you say I’m a good lawyer? MJ: The best! AG: This place is unbelievable. You technically earn $60,000 a year. I know the real answer, but please Michael, explain how $60,000 a year buys this? God, you are so full of shit. You…
Author: Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson
In Honor of The One and Only Martin Luther King Jr
Martin Luther King ,Jr., inspired and changed the world. It is with great respect and admiration, that I post the following quote picture. I would like to say a special thank you to the King Family, for allowing the legendary civil rights leader himself, to be adorned with a Masters of Money green border, along with our company logo. Masters…
The World Famous “Mother Fucker” Sex Post
The following post was inspired by the real life events that took place on December 30th, 2016, between myself, and the beautiful love of my life Malia, at our condo in downtown Austin, Texas. Only read this post if you are 18 years of age or older, and you can handle reading about probably the hottest, best sex of my…
You Can Do Just About Anything With The Right Motivation!
This week I was pushed to my physical limits. I was in a 3 mile running race against my evil personal trainer, nickname- Katwoman. I was gasping for air, I had severe cramping in my left leg, my back hurt, my eyes were burning from the sweat, I felt like I was going to die, and then I fell down.…
Details About The Offer Kevin & I Received For Our 3D Technology Company
Questions: I heard you were offered mucho dinero for your biz yesterday. I work for the company trying to acquire you. Can I ask how much? Did the offer include the 3D technology you and DD Kevin created? Was all of the money upfront or did you get offered back end also? What was the retention bonus amount, just curious?…
Open Arms, Hearts & Heads, Lead To New Experiences, Memories, & Friends.
Comment: Hey “MJ the not at all terrible”. This is Lexi. I am the hot mess Cali girl you let crash at your pad in dt atx last week. I still can’t believe you took me in and took care of me. Who does that? I could have been an ax murderer but you guys took me in. You have…
To My Personal Trainer “Katwoman”….Bring it!
Well, it’s 5:30 am and I am up. That means I either had one hell of a night(Nope!), or I am getting ready for the “Princess of Pain”, Miss Katrina, my personal trainer to come over, and work my body out so hard that I feel like I’m going to die. The first time I met this 24 year old…
Doing What You Gotta Do & What’s Important In Life
This is an instant messenger exchange between myself, and an old friend of mine from Akron, Ohio, which is where I lived until I graduated from college. After I graduated from college, I moved to Austin, Texas, which is where I live now. Shawn: MJ, sometimes people treat you pretty unfairly considering how much good you do and everything. I…
A Walk Down Crazy Memory Lane…..
Every once in a while it’s nice to take a stroll down memory lane. This blast from the past picture from Vegas brings back some crazy fun memories. Jason and I probably took at least 2 years off of each others lives with all of the craziness, but it was definitely worth it! Jason, I’m glad you introduced me to…
Thank You To All of The Brave Men & Women of The Armed Forces
To all of the men and women of the military, serving around the world that recently sent me thank you messages, for putting out positive uplifting, pictures, quotes, messages, etc. I am not sure if I can accept your thanks, because it’s I who should be thanking you for what you do. I promise I’ll keep doing my best to…