Dear Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG., Shareholders, Mediaset S.p.A, (Gruppo Mediaset), is interested in acquiring Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG., at the valuation price of $359,000,000 (USD). Complete acquisition proposal details have been sent to the following via DHL Global Delivery Services: Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Senior Partner of Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG. SJ Steptoe and Johnson, PLLC., legal counsel for Foreign Corporation…
MJ: Why does everybody look at me like I’m a beast, and they look at you as a beauty? You are a beauty, but I don’t want to be a beast. Malia: Well if the beast mask fits. MJ: Baby! Malia: I am just teasing. Why do you think everybody looks at us like beauty and the beast? MJ: Look…
A special thank you to MJ’s friend and body double Chris Hubbard. He is a good ol’ country boy, who likes to listen to country music. Chris sent MJ some country songs to listen to, and MJ has been walking around the house today singing, making up his own funny and/or naughty lyrics to the songs. This is MJ’s remake of…
I just found out my schedule has me working with Solar Winds this summer/fall, in Austin. It has been a while since we have been able to spend time with our friends and family, and I am looking forward to it…..Deep in the heart of Texas! As my wife Malia said today- “We might live primarily in Bethesda, and we…
Anti-hater Motivational Quotes Compilation: “Haters and negative naysayers call me crazy. Smart people call me for advice.” Marcus Jennings “Hate is too great a burden to bear. It injures the hater more than it injures the hated.” Coretta Scott King “Some people have so little going on in their lives, that they would rather discuss yours.” Rihanna “Haters I hear…
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No one has all of the answers. Some people are good at sports. Some people are good with people. Some people are naturally intelligent, but no one has all of the answers. That said, we all can look for the answers in our lives. That is an ability we all have. When you need to accomplish something, remember the name…
Ms. Thomas, Thank you for the nice thank you letter, and Life letter. We enjoyed your stay with us. It is always nice to spend time with family and friends. All of our best, The Johnson’s Dear Michael, You have a beautiful family. Your wife is so sweet, and so kind. I can see why your mother loves Malia so much.…
50 Top Anti-hater Motivational Quotes: 1. “A lot of people thought I was crazy to build my own movie fantasy world called Star Wars. I learned crazy is a word people label you with when your dreams are bigger than can comprehend.” George Lucas 2. “Expect bullshit from the haters, but never accept it.” Marcus Jennings 3. “When the haters…
It can be hard for the haters/negative naysayers and the entrepreneurs/dreamers/doers to understand each other, so I thought it might be a good idea to help translate. For clarification purposes- The difference between constructive criticism and complaining, is constructive criticism is actually helpful. Hater To Entrepreneur Translations (Newly Updated): Grandiose Ideas = Visionary He/she is schizophrenic. = Multitasker capable of…