Dear Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG., Shareholders, Mediaset S.p.A, (Gruppo Mediaset), is interested in acquiring Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG., at the valuation price of $359,000,000 (USD). Complete acquisition proposal details have been sent to the following via DHL Global Delivery Services: Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Senior Partner of Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG. SJ Steptoe and Johnson, PLLC., legal counsel for Foreign Corporation…
Author: Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson
The MJ The Terrible Beast Can’t Get No Satisfaction From The Beauty Malia
MJ: Why does everybody look at me like I’m a beast, and they look at you as a beauty? You are a beauty, but I don’t want to be a beast. Malia: Well if the beast mask fits. MJ: Baby! Malia: I am just teasing. Why do you think everybody looks at us like beauty and the beast? MJ: Look…
Step Aside Adalida! Here Comes Malia May Johnson, Pretty Little South African Queen!
A special thank you to MJ’s friend and body double Chris Hubbard. He is a good ol’ country boy, who likes to listen to country music. Chris sent MJ some country songs to listen to, and MJ has been walking around the house today singing, making up his own funny and/or naughty lyrics to the songs. This is MJ’s remake of…
“MJ The Terrible” Is Coming To Austin!
I just found out my schedule has me working with Solar Winds this summer/fall, in Austin. It has been a while since we have been able to spend time with our friends and family, and I am looking forward to it…..Deep in the heart of Texas! As my wife Malia said today- “We might live primarily in Bethesda, and we…
Anti-hater Motivational Quotes Compilation
Anti-hater Motivational Quotes Compilation: “Haters and negative naysayers call me crazy. Smart people call me for advice.” Marcus Jennings “Hate is too great a burden to bear. It injures the hater more than it injures the hated.” Coretta Scott King “Some people have so little going on in their lives, that they would rather discuss yours.” Rihanna “Haters I hear…
Interesting Life Picture Quotes From Public Figures
We hope you enjoy the following Interesting Life Picture Quotes, from Abraham Lincoln, Michelle Obama, Tony Robbins, Einstein, J.K. Rowling, Henry Ford, Mark Twain, Oprah Winfrey, Alice Walker, Babe Ruth, Vince Lombardi, Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, Rumi, Pablo Picasso, Zig Ziglar, Booker T. Washington, John Lennon, Robert Frost, Robert F. Kennedy, and more! About Masters of Money, LLC.…
Improvise Adapt and Overcome Motivation
No one has all of the answers. Some people are good at sports. Some people are good with people. Some people are naturally intelligent, but no one has all of the answers. That said, we all can look for the answers in our lives. That is an ability we all have. When you need to accomplish something, remember the name…
We Enjoyed Y’alls Visit Ms. Thomas!
Ms. Thomas, Thank you for the nice thank you letter, and Life letter. We enjoyed your stay with us. It is always nice to spend time with family and friends. All of our best, The Johnson’s Dear Michael, You have a beautiful family. Your wife is so sweet, and so kind. I can see why your mother loves Malia so much.…
50 Top Anti-hater Motivational Quotes
50 Top Anti-hater Motivational Quotes: 1. “A lot of people thought I was crazy to build my own movie fantasy world called Star Wars. I learned crazy is a word people label you with when your dreams are bigger than can comprehend.” George Lucas 2. “Expect bullshit from the haters, but never accept it.” Marcus Jennings 3. “When the haters…
Hater To Entrepreneur Translations (Newly Updated)
It can be hard for the haters/negative naysayers and the entrepreneurs/dreamers/doers to understand each other, so I thought it might be a good idea to help translate. For clarification purposes- The difference between constructive criticism and complaining, is constructive criticism is actually helpful. Hater To Entrepreneur Translations (Newly Updated): Grandiose Ideas = Visionary He/she is schizophrenic. = Multitasker capable of…