To the Incredible Women of the Johnson Family, From my Grandma Alma Johnson who got the highest score in the history of the state of Ohio’s state nursing exam, to my Mom, Jeanne Johnson, who won a teaching award from the President of the United States, to my incredible wife Malia Johnson, who seems to be good everything she does,…
Author: Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson
Malia May Johnson I Love You More Than…..
I love you more than there are stars in the sky. I love you more than the sun, the ocean and the mountains. I love you more than anything. I love you more than everything. I love you more than you can possibly imagine. I love you more than words can describe. I love you more than there is space…
How To Make Money Writing and Selling Ebooks
If you want to make money on the internet, then selling an eBook is one of the best ways there is to do that. When you sell an eBook, you are selling your own product, which helps you to maximize profits. You’re not an affiliate who has to share profits with someone else. Selling Your Ebook Of course, no business…
Nice shooting baby!
The last time we got pregnant we tried 4 or 5 different pregnancy tests. When we were looking to see what the results were, MJ said- “We should have got only the kind with words, where it says Pregnant or Not Pregnant. I mean, look at this. Is 2 lines on here pregnant or not? Look at this one. On…
“Exactly how I feel about Malia in my deepest darkest thoughts with no sugar coating and no filter”
Baby, You have asked me countless times to try to describe exactly how I feel about you in my deepest darkest thoughts, with no sugar coating and no filter. I know you know I love you with forever love, but I guess I have never told you “exactly how I feel about you in my deepest darkest thoughts, with no…
Mind and Body F-ing
MJ: Baby, I think I have erectile dysfunction. Malia: Do you want to have sex with me right now? MJ: Yes! Malia: When we want to have sex does your penis get hard? MJ: Yes! Malia: If you answered no to my last 2 questions, that would indicate you have erectile dysfunction. MJ: Could you check it for me? Malia:…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia II
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia II: The first “Anything Goes Q&A with Malia” was a big success, so we decided to do an Anything Goes Q&A with Malia II. 1. What does the scar on the back of MJ’s head look like now? Can you feel it? Is it bumpy, or flat? Julia Walker Modesto, CA Malia: The doctors did…
Bonnie To Clyde Bedroom Offer
The Bonnie in this picture wants to be naughty with the Clyde in this picture, whenever Clyde wants to today. Yesterday “I dropped your balls”, literally, and I want to make it up to you by offering my body as a present to you, however you want it, whenever you want it, wherever you want it, whatever way you want…
The Ultimate Guide To Blogs and Blogging
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Sorry Mr President Elect but Family First
Malia: Baby, please don’t cheat on me. I live my life for you and our babies. I would die if you cheated on me. It would kill me baby. MJ: Baby, please don’t cheat on me. I live my life for you and our babies too. I would die if you cheated on me. It would kill me. Malia: You…