What does the coolest fiancé ever do for her future husband if he’s a Longhorns football fan? Get him season tickets! I love you to death baby cakes!!! Malia you are too good to be true, and if my life is a dream right now- I DON’T EVER WANNA WAKE UP! I love you forever Malia May about to be…
Author: Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson
What You Know and Who You Know
Comment: Damn “MJ The Terrible”. I thought I was connected because I knew the mayor of my city. I followed you on LinkedIn and I looked through your connections. You got the Presidents doctor, the head of the Department of Homeland Security, CIA classified dudes and shit. You even got the director of the Department of Transportation. You one scary…
Do you want to be James Bond and get the girl or what?
Malia, I am not be sure what day I asked you to marry me, because it was on the 11/29-11/30 line, but I know I did, and I know you said yes. As I write this post, I’m sitting on the couch at the end of the bed that you call some french sounding name I can’t remember the name…
To My Best Friend Lorie
I don’t think it’s any secret that my life has been one hell of an up and down roller coaster ride, but one thing that has never changed, has been the rock solid support of my family and friends. Last week someone sent me a private message that read- “MJ The Terrible” you are the downfall of society. Who do…
Masters of Money Now Has Over One Million Social Media Followers
Well, 1,000,000 seems to be the theme lately, with Masters of Money officially crossing the 1,000,000 social media follower mark yesterday, and yesterday we also hit another 1,000,000 number, and that’s 1,000,000 visits. Yesterday, over 1,000,000 people clicked on one or more of Masters of Money’s websites, blogs and/or social media properties! When you break the 1,000,000 visits in a…
Sowetaan Press Interview With Malia
Questions: Hello Mr. Michael “MJ The Terrible” and Ms. Malia. I am Mintuba, a reporter for South Africa’s Sowetaan Press. I have but a few questions for you and Ms., Malia, if you would be so obliged. Mr. MJ, as I am sure you aware, your relationship is of great interest to our people. You are known as cyber bad…
Remembering Crazy Memories From Back In The Day
Question/comment: Hello. Remember me? I saw your Masters of of Money/MJ The Terrible stuff on the web and thought I would let your followers in on something big, because I know you. I REALLY KNOW YOU AND IVE SEEN YOU DO SOME SHIT! Remember when you banged Caroline Pierce the porn star back when you lived at Riata? That was…
The A-Team’s Newest Member
They say you learn something every day. Well, the thing I learned today, I thought was both interesting and worth writing about. In one situation today, I was called crazy, and in separate situation, which was about the same thing, I was called brilliant. Now, how can that be? Am I crazy? Am I brilliant? Do I need a third…
Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson’s Top 10 “How To Get Revenge” Book List
They say that revenge is a dish best served cold. Well these books will show you how to serve up a dish of ice cold revenge! If you can’t let it go/turn the other cheek, and you just have to get your revenge, the following list of books, have some pretty creative and damaging ways to get the job done!…
You Can Do Just About Anything With The Right Motivation!
This week I was pushed to my physical limits. I was in a 3 mile running race against my evil personal trainer, nickname- Katwoman. I was gasping for air, I had severe cramping in my left leg, my back hurt, my eyes were burning from the sweat, I felt like I was going to die, and then I fell down.…