To: Michael David Johnson
This love video for you is red.
Your mom will be here to pick up the babies soon.
Now bring that sexy body home because I want to make a baby with you in the bedroom!
From: Your Loving Wife Always, But Today I’m Your Love Slave All Day Long!
P.S. You know how you made the “Baby Making Heat Scale” to measure my baby making heat horniness? Well, I just tested myself and the scale exploded!
P.P.S. Dr. Frincke, you might wanna have the medical staff at Walter Reed on standby, because I’m about to do things to MJ that his body might not be able to handle!