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Baby Fever: “Maul” and “Like a lion hunting its prey”

Malia Mauling MJ Baby Fever Picture

Baby Fever: “Maul” and “Like a lion hunting its prey”…..

Malia: Hi everyone. I just wanted  to say that I would like to have another baby, but I didn’t have to “maul” MJ “like a lion hunting its prey” to want to make another baby with me.

MJ: Were you or were you not naked already, when you told me you wanted to make another baby?

Malia: No comment.

MJ: Did you ask me if I wanted to make another baby, or did you tell me that we’re having another baby?

Malia: Ok, so maybe I “mauled” you alittle bit.

MJ: Did you “maul” me 3 times in a row, and make sure I hit the target so to speak everytime, by not letting me pull out?

Malia: Fine….I “mauled” you and “hunted you like a lion hunts its prey”.

MJ: Uh huh.

Malia: Since you’re up at 5am and are feisty, let’s play a game.

MJ: Okay

Malia: The game is called your website launch isn’t for 2 more hours, so come make a baby with me.

MJ: Is that the only game you want to play right now?

Malia: We could play the I’m going to “maul” you game, and I “hunt you down like a lion hunting its prey”, until I get what I want, or you could just give me what I want.

MJ: It doesn’t sound like I have a choice.

Malia: You do have a choice. You can give me what I want, or I’m coming down to your office and taking what I want. Which will it be?

MJ: I am going to let you come hunt me.

Malia: WTF????? You dont want me?

MJ: …………

Malia: You shit head! Were you up here the whole time?

MJ: Since about the Ok, maybe I did maul you comment.

Malia: Why do I try to talk you into sex? If I hint at all, you’re all over me.

MJ: No more messaging, because my baby needs a baby!

Port A…..The Johnson Family is coming to town! –

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