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Bonnie To Clyde Bedroom Offer

Bonnie and Clyde The Terrible

The Bonnie in this picture wants to be naughty with the Clyde in this picture, whenever Clyde wants to today.

Yesterday “I dropped your balls”, literally, and I want to make it up to you by offering my body as a present to you, however you want it, whenever you want it, wherever you want it, whatever way you want it.

We were on the Kiss Cam at the Astros game the day we took this picture. What a fun day and night!

Remember that night at the Hilton of the America’s when we were in the jacuzzi starting to fool around and another couple showed up and got in the jacuzzi with us? You talked me into having “incognito sex” with you in the jacuzzi, with other people in the jacuzzi with us!

“They’ll never notice” you said. They were cool about it, but the guy said- “Are you having sex right now?” What was MJ’s reply? His reply was “Is there any chance you guys want to take a swim in the pool for 5 minutes? We would like to finish having our physical conversation with each other.” What did the guy say back? He said the pool/jacuzzi area was closing in 20 minutes and he was hoping to have a “physical conversation” with his girlfriend too, so he and MJ agreed to split the remaining time in the jacuzzi, so both couples could have “physical conversations” with each other in the jacuzzi before the pool/jacuzzi area closed.

Did I use this picture of us at a ballgame, as a reference to your balls that I dropped yesterday? Yes I did.

I even wrote a remake of the Take Me Out To The Ball Game song for you.

I call it “Take Me Into The Bedroom”. Here we go….

Take me into the bedroom. Take off all our clothes.

Kiss me, touch me, and lay me on my back.

I don’t care if you ever pull out.

Let me ride up and down on your baseball bat.

We will both win because it’s love.

For it’s one, two, three orgasms are going to happen at the bedroom home game!

P.S. You are going to be the MVP of the game. The “Most Valuable Penis”. (And the only penis. You know what I mean.)

P.P.S. I guarantee you will “win” 😉 in this game!

Foreplay & Sex Can Come Out of Anywhere! –

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