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My Favorite Malia May Johnson Sexy Hot Quotes by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“We just fucking broke the bed. No wait, we just broke the bed fucking. After we do it some more, remind me to get a sturdier bed. Something tells me we’re going to need it.” Malia May Johnson (My wife, best friend, lover, mother of my children(I love you too CJ), nurse, doctor, confidant, my right hand wo-man, and just…

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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 11 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Since coming to this country, I am constantly looking for people to know, while trying to find out who is just a no.” Tarica Patel, aka BABB (Bad Ass Bangalore Bitch) – (A contractor, an employee, a business partner, my “work wife”, a friend, and she is engaged to one of my closest friends) “I live my life in the…

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Big Johnson, Dating Advice, Website Owners, Stuxnet & Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

Question: Were you picked on as a kid? Robert Bell Aurora, CO Answer: Not that I can really remember, but I do remember being teased a lot when those Big Johnson T-shirts came out because my last name is Johnson. Question: What is your advice of the day today MJ The Terrible? Caroline Stewart Lexington, KY Answer: That is a…

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I Need Some “MJ The Terrible” Style of Advice About My Teenage Son

Rant: You always write “Question” or “Comment” when you respond back to peoples questions. Mark this down as a “Rant”! My teenage son never goes outside. He is hooked on tv, videos, internet, video games and sleep. UGHHHH!!!! Thanks for listening stranger that I feel like I know through the internet. Ronda Allen Lincoln, NE Reply: He sounds like a…

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