Malia May Johnson The Turn Picture at SeaWorld in San Antonio Texas
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“The Turn”

MJ: I know you want it. I know you need it. Malia: But I’m a good girl! MJ: I’m about to come over there and invade our bedroom like it was Osama Bin Laden’s compound, and I’m Seal Team 6. Malia: I have to tell you something and you can’t get mad. MJ: Uh oh Malia: Don’t let this ruin…

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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 44 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 44 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Anybody who stands up for what they believe in, people are going to call crazy. It’s sad, but it is the price for standing up for whatever it is they are standing up for.” Vice President Kamala Harris “Face it, own it, flip it.”…

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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 43 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 43 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Every day my daddy pway wiff me is da best day eva.” Elizabeth Grace Johnson (Malia and I’s oldest daughter) “Mr. Johnson, I can tell you would like to have your privacy while you stay with us. I imagine Mrs. Johnson’s stunning beauty is…

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Recent Text Message Conversation Between Gotye (My Practice Wife) and Malia (My Forever Wife)

Gotye: Can you please take down all mj the terrible, team digital death, nerdy black bitch, and masters of money content? Malia: What exactly would you like taken down? It’s Nerdy Black Girl, not Nerdy Black Bitch. Gotye: All of it Malia: As in, you are requesting we take down every blog, post, article, q&a, social media site, website, picture,…

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