Malia, I am not be sure what day I asked you to marry me, because it was on the 11/29-11/30 line, but I know I did, and I know you said yes. As I write this post, I’m sitting on the couch at the end of the bed that you call some french sounding name I can’t remember the name…
Category: Personal Life
Details and information about the personal life, news, views, and opinions, of Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Founder & Owner of Masters of Money, LLC.
To My Best Friend Lorie
I don’t think it’s any secret that my life has been one hell of an up and down roller coaster ride, but one thing that has never changed, has been the rock solid support of my family and friends. Last week someone sent me a private message that read- “MJ The Terrible” you are the downfall of society. Who do…
Sowetaan Press Interview With Malia
Questions: Hello Mr. Michael “MJ The Terrible” and Ms. Malia. I am Mintuba, a reporter for South Africa’s Sowetaan Press. I have but a few questions for you and Ms., Malia, if you would be so obliged. Mr. MJ, as I am sure you aware, your relationship is of great interest to our people. You are known as cyber bad…
Remembering Crazy Memories From Back In The Day
Question/comment: Hello. Remember me? I saw your Masters of of Money/MJ The Terrible stuff on the web and thought I would let your followers in on something big, because I know you. I REALLY KNOW YOU AND IVE SEEN YOU DO SOME SHIT! Remember when you banged Caroline Pierce the porn star back when you lived at Riata? That was…
The A-Team’s Newest Member
They say you learn something every day. Well, the thing I learned today, I thought was both interesting and worth writing about. In one situation today, I was called crazy, and in separate situation, which was about the same thing, I was called brilliant. Now, how can that be? Am I crazy? Am I brilliant? Do I need a third…
You Can Do Just About Anything With The Right Motivation!
This week I was pushed to my physical limits. I was in a 3 mile running race against my evil personal trainer, nickname- Katwoman. I was gasping for air, I had severe cramping in my left leg, my back hurt, my eyes were burning from the sweat, I felt like I was going to die, and then I fell down.…
Black Mountain Wrangler Test Drive
Question: Hi, I shouldn’t have written “MJ The Terrible” on your test drive form last week, because your real name is Michael Johnson. Last week when you came into the dealership to look at the Black Mountain Wrangler, I should have put your real name on the form when we went to test drive the vehicle. I am sorry if…
Open Arms, Hearts & Heads, Lead To New Experiences, Memories, & Friends.
Comment: Hey “MJ the not at all terrible”. This is Lexi. I am the hot mess Cali girl you let crash at your pad in dt atx last week. I still can’t believe you took me in and took care of me. Who does that? I could have been an ax murderer but you guys took me in. You have…
To My Personal Trainer “Katwoman”….Bring it!
Well, it’s 5:30 am and I am up. That means I either had one hell of a night(Nope!), or I am getting ready for the “Princess of Pain”, Miss Katrina, my personal trainer to come over, and work my body out so hard that I feel like I’m going to die. The first time I met this G.I. Jane wannabe,…
Doing What You Gotta Do & What’s Important In Life
This is an instant messenger exchange between myself, and an old friend of mine from Akron, Ohio, which is where I lived until I graduated from college. After I graduated from college, I moved to Austin, Texas, which is where I live now. Shawn: MJ, sometimes people treat you pretty unfairly considering how much good you do and everything. I…