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Come and Unwrap Me Birthday Boy!

Malia May Johnson Long Hair Don't Care MJ Birthday Selfie Photo

MJ: Malia Sex Kitten Dirty Bird Pretty Titties Big Booty Cutie Johnson to the bedroom please.  

Malia: Are you ready birthday boy? 

MJ: I am. 

Malia: I am almost ready. It takes a little prep time to be ready because I have to you know, since we can’t you know. 

MJ: I know. It’s all good baby. 

Malia: How excited are you?


Malia: Your white. I’m black. We have “interracial sex” since we have different skin colors. If I had sex with you if you were the Incredible Hulk, what would it be called?

MJ: Beauty and The Beast

Malia: Touché

Malia: Don’t come in here yet. I will let you know when.

MJ: Are you gonna be ready when you’re ready?

Malia: It’s your birthday. What kind of wife would I be if I wasn’t down for dirty hot sex today? 


Malia: Keep your pants on baby 

Malia: Or take them off, but you still have to wait a minute. 

MJ: We should tell everybody to be a half hour late.

Malia: It was supposed to be a surprise. Act surprised! Why should we tell everybody to be 30 minutes late?


Malia: I swear 1 minute warning. I bought it special for you. I have already lost some baby weight, and I am going to do you sooo good!

MJ: Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me, and I can’t wait to unwrap you. 

Malia: Come and unwrap me birthday boy!

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