You have asked me countless times to try to describe exactly how I feel about you in my deepest darkest thoughts, with no sugar coating and no filter. I know you know I love you with forever love, but I guess I have never told you “exactly how I feel about you in my deepest darkest thoughts, with no sugar coating and no filter”, until now. I finally found the exact words to describe it to you.
Malia, this is “exactly how I feel about you in my deepest darkest thoughts, with no sugar coating and no filter”.
You are complicated. Sometimes you say one thing but you expect me to know that what you said was not what you actually meant at all, and if I really loved you, I would know what you really meant.
Sometimes you start crying out of nowhere, for no reason whatsoever, but you tell me while you’re crying that you are “happy crying”.
When you aren’t happy, you can cause total chaos until whatever was wrong gets righted. You put me through a roller coaster of emotions that would make a Top Gun fighter jet pilot lose his shit.
You are the definition of a strong independent woman. You are smart. You are beautiful. You are trustworthy. You are loyal. You are loving. You are compassionate, and you know me better than I know myself sometimes.
All of that said, and it might completely defy all logic and reason, but I love you more than could ever be measured Malia May Taint Right Tittie Bonga Famunda Cheese Puthy Juicy Prada Princess Gucci Girl Wifey Baby Mama Babycakes Johnson!
The Luckiest Guy In The World Because I Get To Be Married To You!
P.S. When I Knew I Loved Malia – https://www.mjtheterrible.com/when-i-knew-i-loved-malia/