You asked me not to reproduce the letter, but you said you wouldn’t mind if I commented on it, so here it goes-
1. “Don’t try to blow up the world again.”MJ
MJ comment: Yes, I promise I wont try to blow up the world again! (Ha! Ha!)
2. “The next time you decide to invent something, it better be a better version of toaster.”
MJ comment: That gives me an idea. How about a toaster transformer, with GPS guided search and destroy mission capable technology? Just kidding!
3. “In July you are reading every single letter your mother and Malia wrote on your behalf.”
MJ comment: I wouldn’t have it any other way!
4. “Malia, he’s all yours. Keep him out of trouble!”
Malia comment: Although he will probably never admit it, MJ grew to like you guys. My plan to keep him out of trouble is to keep his hands off of computers, and on either me or changing diapers/daddy duties!
MJ final comments: In all seriousness, I appreciate everything you did for me/my family. I gotta admit, your tough love might have been a little to tough sometimes, but looking back, I understand why you were so hard on me.
Reliving the last 8 years by writing the book, the blogs, and the movie, has been so emotional. The 2 emotions I have felt the most though, is grateful to be alive, and love for the people who stood by my side and supported me through all of the chaos!
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