Malia: Today has been a wanna pull my hair out frustration fest.
MJ: Want me to hold you and tell you everything will be ok?
Malia: Because I’m a little woman and I need a big strong man to hold me and tell me that everything is going to be okay?
MJ: I thought you liked it when I hold you and tell you that everything is going to be ok?
Malia: I do, and I want you to keep doing it, but I am also woman, hear me roar!!!
MJ: Ok, so what do you want me to do?
Malia: I want you to hold me and tell me everything is going to be okay.
MJ: Ok. I can do that.
Malia: I am a strong independent woman!
MJ: Baby! I know you are a strong independent woman! I love holding you and telling you that everything is going to be ok. I love smelling your hair and spending time with you, and all that. I know you are a strong independent woman. I said it twice on the same text for good measure.
Malia: I’m not just some dumb little housewife. I’m strong and capable!
MJ: I don’t understand. I do think you are a strong, capable, independent woman. I have never met a more capable person in my life.
Malia: Yeah, and don’t forget it!
MJ: I won’t. I love holding you. Being held doesn’t make a person weak or incapable of anything. I lay on you sometimes to. I guess I think about it like a cell phone. Cell phones need to charge, or their batteries will die. Holding you recharges me. You are like my docking station. If you don’t recharge me, I’ll die. I need you!
Malia: I don’t want you to die, and I do need and want you to hold me. I’m sorry babe. I’m PMSing and I read an article about how men view women/the patriarchal society, and I went into girl power mode. I don’t want you to think less of me, like I’m some little helpless girl who can’t do anything without a man to take 100% care of her.
MJ: I respect you. I don’t see you like that at all. Truth be told, I do need you. I can’t live without you. That doesn’t make me weak. That makes me one half of us. You are my other half. Separate we are independent, capable, etc., but together we are unstoppable!
Malia: I love you! Come hold me until I turn you holding me into sex.
MJ: It is my honor, and with pleasure Mrs. Johnson.
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