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Hospital MJ and Animal MJ

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Malia: I miss my half dead MJ sometimes. I miss being able to love on you whenever I wanted to.

MJ: I’m down for alittle role play reenactment.

Malia: You will only play it for about 5 seconds before you wake up and grab my boobs.

MJ: I hated being in the hospital. It’s hard to think about it.

Malia: I’m good with role playing the time after Gotye left and the locks were changed. You know how I know you never cheated on her?

MJ: Because you have seen my classified files covering the last 5 years?

Malia: That, and you were an animal in the sac.

MJ: You want me to be an animal in the sac again?

Malia: Yes please.

MJ: Why do you want me so badly? Because you miss me?

Malia: Yes, and because you let me go through with finally handling your exwife.

MJ: You are turned on by me stepping aside, and letting you kick her butt in court?

Malia: Yes. You are always so protective of her. I know it is only because of your son, but you really let me do this.

MJ: Baby, she has been evil. I knew we would have to do something about her behavior at some point, but I wanted to give her time, to see if her behavior and actions would improve.

Malia: Do you know what I’m thinking about right now?

MJ: Having sex at the courthouse after we finally don’t have to deal with my exwifes psycho behavior?

Malia: No, that’s you. I’m thinking about you not having to live 2 seperate lives anymore. No more every other weekend apart crap anymore, and I am going to all of your son’s sports and events.

MJ: Me too and okay. Great!

Malia: I meant our son’s sports and events. I’m sorry. I should have said it better.

MJ: It’s all good baby.

Malia: I just see all of the stuff on you and your/our sons private facebook page, and I want to be there with you guys. We should be one big happy family.

MJ: Then, let’s do what we have to do in December, in court, and live 2018, and beyond, as one big undivided happy family.

Malia: Air kiss.

MJ: Air kiss?

Malia: We’re not together right now. I’m blowing you an air kiss.

MJ: Oh. Dream sex.

Malia: Dream sex?

MJ: We’re not together right now, so I’m sending you dream sex thoughts.

Malia: Am I one big baby producing sex toy to you?

MJ: You are more than that.

Malia: Girl trap. I am going to stop right now. I was doing this thing girls do where they put their men in impossible situations they can’t win in.

MJ: Why do they/you do that?

Malia: We’re women! We have emotions. We just do that stuff.

MJ: How do I do when you put me in those impossible situations?

Malia: You fail everytime.

MJ: Then why did you marry me?

Malia: Because you are so damn loving it’s absurd!

MJ: What? I’m confused.

Malia: Let me put this in MJ language. Baby, I’m a woman. That means, I’m going to drive you crazy, I’m going to obsess about things, and you’re going to pull your hair out. I’m going to get jealous over nothing. I am going to take mole hill, and turn it into a mountain. I am going to pull you in lots of different directions, all at the same time.

MJ: That doesn’t sound that good.

Malia: And the other 3 weeks a month I’m going to be your dream wife, so you will love me through the one week a month I’m a psycho bitch.

MJ: I like how you are now. Are you going to be different now?

Malia: No! It’s been this way for along time!

MJ: Oh

Malia: Oh?

MJ: Oh

Malia: Oh?

MJ: Oh

Malia: Oh?????

MJ: Was it good for you?

Malia: Oh my god! Did you just orgasm joke me?

MJ: Yes.

Malia: I was faking it.

MJ: I love you.

Malia: I love you too. You are really bad with women.

MJ: Good.

Malia: Good?

MJ: Good, because I only want to be good at woman.

Malia: See, that’s what I meant about you being so damn loving. I love it!

MJ: 🙂

Malia: Do you love me?

MJ: On Tuesdays.

Malia: What about the other days?

MJ: I’m just teasing you. I’d lay down my life for you. I love you.

Malia: Yeah, on Tuesdays apparently. I love you too. Good night baby.

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