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How about Thick-fil-a for lunch?

Malia May Johnson Thick-fil-a Booty Shorts Photo

Malia: Baby I am so forgetful. I forgot how babies are made. Do you remember?

MJ: Oh no! I do remember.

Malia: How are babies made?

MJ: Telling you is not as much fun. I would rather show you.

Malia: Yes! I would love that! I am feeling very forgetful today. You may have to show me twice.

MJ: Making babies is very important. The future of the world depends on it.

Malia: I am ovulating. I have heard that is a good time to make a baby.

MJ: I have heard that too.

Malia: I only want to make a baby with a man that qualifies.

MJ: Hopefully you mean me. How do I qualify?

Malia: He has to be the first recipient to have been awarded the Distinguished Intelligence Cross by CIA and the National Intelligence Cross, by the Director of National Intelligence.

MJ: Shit! Who is that?

Malia: YOU!!!

MJ: I’m not that guy yet though. Director Haines has awarded me yet.

Malia: Close enough!

MJ: Well alright then.

Malia: You work in the most manly industry of all time, where there has been only 1 women director of CIA, and only 1 women director of National Intelligence, and they both award you stuff.

MJ: Stuff?

Malia: Do you love me and only want me woman?

MJ: Yes! I only want you woman!

Malia: Wanna combine lunch with baby making?

MJ: Like mother fucking breakfast? Like we did before?

Malia: Except I’m not a mother. It would be making me a mother fucking breakfast now. This one is different.

MJ: Ok. What is it?

Malia: How about Thick-fil-a for lunch?

MJ: Are you wearing the Thick-fil-a shorts I got you?

Malia: …….

Malia May Johnson Thick-fil-a Booty Shorts Photo

MJ: I friggin love Thick-fil-a, and Chick-fil-a! Who took that picture?

Malia: Remember how when Brittany was your court appointed supervisor, she didn’t help with much and was standoffish?

MJ: Yeah

Malia: Well, she’s not like that anymore.

MJ: Thanks Brit! Much appreciated.

Malia: Guest house nookie in 5 min?

MJ: Absofuturemotherfuckinlutely!

Malia: 🙂

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