Malia: I have 6 things to tell you daddy. Ready?
MJ: I don’t know. Am I?
Malia: You are.
MJ: Well, ok then. Let her rip tater chip.
Malia: I’m going 1 at a time. 1. Kat said yes to Brittany. You get to give Brittany away!
MJ: Back when Britt was my court appointed supervisor, I would have loved to have “given her away” and never seen her again. But she grew on me.
Malia: 2. I found your 6 weeks until sex calendar. I love that you want me so much that you count down the days until you get to have me again.
MJ: My mom used to make summer count down calendars for me when I was a kid because she knew I hated school. And I can’t wait to get back in the saddle again. You are a sexy goddess of love!
Malia: In under 6 weeks now, you could ride me good daddy. 3. Franny The Nanny as you call her hand wrote you a letter to thank you for what you did for her. Franny walked in and started hugging me and thanking me. Apparently, her temporary work visa that was coming up for review, became permanent citizenship for her, and her family gets to stay too.
MJ: The kids love her, and she loves them. I’m glad somehow her temporary paperwork turned into full citizenship.
Malia: I have a feeling you were the somehow that happened.
MJ: You think I had something to do with that?
Malia: I know you did it baby. You are Franny’s hero. You/we have the happiest nanny in Maryland.
Malia: 4. Don’t hate me, but I read Ashton Carter’s book. Are you mad at me?
MJ: You mean this one…..
Malia: Baby! He isn’t Ashhole anymore. Remember? You guys are friendly now.
MJ: I made that cover before we settled things between us. Was it good? Did he talk about how I tried to destroy his office when he tried to destroy my life?
Malia: Indirectly, but he wrote the book before y’all made up and became friendly towards each other.
MJ: I could never hate you. You have given me everything Malia. Dedicated your life to me, saved my life, created life (our kids), etc.
Malia: 5. Liz wanted me to tell you that “Brobonkasaur dinosaurs not mean because no sharp claws.”
MJ: Please tell Liz daddy said thank you for telling me about brobonkasaurs, and daddy loves her very much.
Malia: I will. 6. Cash wanted me to tell you “Thomas train choo choo woo woo daddy.”
MJ: You tell Cash that when daddy gets home, he can’t wait to play trains with him.
Malia: I will. I love you. We love you. See you when you get home daddy. We miss you.
MJ: Daddy loves y’all with every beat of his heart and every fiber of his being. Good night my loves
Malia: Good night from us daddy
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