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I Voted With A Little Help From The Defense Department and Got To Visit My Texas Family Today

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MJ: We made it to my parent’s house safe and sound. I love you.

Malia: Brittany text me about what happened when you went to vote today.

MJ: What are the odds the voting place manager would know me and not let me vote as Chris?

Malia: Well technically it is illegal to vote as someone else.

MJ: Brittany let me do it because of some arrangement set up with the Defense Department. She actually had to call the Defense Department to get them to send the voting manager a National Security Directive so I could vote.

Malia: Only you baby. Life with you is never boring that’s for sure.

MJ: Do you still love me?

Malia: Of course baby!

MJ: Can we video call tonight?

Malia: I was going to ask you the same thing. 9pm est 8pm Texas time?

MJ: Sounds good to me. I love you and I miss you already.

Malia: I’m glad you get to spend some time with your parents. Is Chris going stir crazy?

MJ: Are you kidding me? It’s endless summer vacation for him. All he does is workout and chill. You should see him. We don’t look like each other that much anymore. Chris looks like Dolph Lundgren. He bulked up big time.

Malia: Really? What else is there to do all day long though when you can’t really go anywhere?

MJ: When we walked in the door Brittany said- “Excuse me sir did you eat Chris?”

Malia: I hate when we don’t sleep under the same roof. I feel a little scared. Not panic scared, but it feels wrong/weird/awkward.

MJ: I’m sorry baby. I wish we were together always. Life gets in the way from time to time unfortunately. Mr. Pete and that FBI guy are there protecting you right?

Malia: Yes, but they aren’t you baby.

MJ: Awww and I’m sorry at the same time. I’ll be home tomorrow night.

Malia: The FBI guy looks like “The Rock”.

MJ: Well if anything happens he better lay the smack down on somebody’s candy ass to protect my babies!

Malia: Me too right?

MJ: I was including you in the my babies count.

Malia: K. I really miss you. I can’t stop thinking about you. For real. You are like a part of me.

MJ: I feel the same way.

MJ: I’ll video call later. Grandma and Grandpa want to be on the video call to see their grandbabies and send their love.

Malia: Sounds good baby. We want to send our love as well. We need to set up a visit for your parents soon. Video calls are great and all, but you know.

MJ: I do. Ok, I love you baby cakes. All of my love from Texas. I gotta run.

Malia: Bye for now and all of our love from Maryland.

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