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If Momma Ain’t Happy Ain’t Nobody Happy, But…..

Malia and Michael Johnson at Naval Base San Diego

What a day! You know those days where it seems like nothing goes your way? Well that was our day today. It was delay after delay, plans changing, more delays, plans changing again, things not working out, nothing seemed to make any sense, schedule changes, cranky babies, cranky Brittany(head of security for our family), and Malia was in a bad mood.

I could handle all of the above, except Malia being in a bad mood. Guys, when momma ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy. Malia didn’t get the nickname Maliacane for no reason. It is rare, but when Malia goes Maliacane, be somewhere else! (I love you baby! We all have our days. I only said this part because it helps make the point about how you were able to turn things around and make me forget all about what a challenging day it was all around.)

Since we traveled backwards in time today, California is pacific time, and Texas is central, that 2 hours gave us 2 hours to make up properly if you follow what I’m sayin.

Ok, so now the stage is set. We’re finally on base and we are settled in our compound. Malia and I were still arguing but not like yelling or fighting like that. We were doing the whole passive aggressive I’m not talking to you thing, but I was ready to be done arguing because even though it was a zig zag crazy hurry up and wait kind of day, we made it safely and we finally had some family time alone together. I love loving on Malia. When I can’t it bothers me. That sounds corny, but when you find the one or you found the one, you know what I’m talking about.

To drive me crazy one last time for the day, but also to make things right for the day, Malia goes into the bathroom and changes into the sexiest outfit imaginable. Then she walks out and acts like she didn’t just put on a sexy outfit to tease me, and sits down next to me with a pad of paper in her hand. Then she said like she really meant it- “Baby, I am making a list of everything we need to make this feel like home for the next month. What do you want me to put on the list?”

Then I looked at her and she smiled in a giggly sexy way that implies- I’m sorry, I love you, Let’s have sex, Don’t mess with me, I want to make up, I’m in the mood, Do you like my sexy outfit, Let’s christen this place, and I’m going to rock your world, all at the same time.

Since the day ended with my family safe and sound, and I couldn’t be more sexually satisfied, I’m calling today a win overall.

Good night from San Diego world.

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