Personal Life

Keeping Promises

Malia and MJ Romantic Kiss

Malia: I think I want to get married again. 

MJ: To me, right? 

Malia: Duh!

MJ: I think I want to have sex.

Malia: With me, right?

MJ: Duh! I will marry you again.

Malia: I will have sex with you again. You promised me forever on 3-8-17

MJ: Yes, I did. You promised me we could have sex anytime I wanted to on 1-4-2013.

Malia: Yes, I did. 

MJ: If you want me to hear me say “Forever” again, I will happily do that.

Malia: If you want me to have sex with you anytime you want to, I will happily do that.

MJ: Ok. Well that’s settled.

Malia: No, it isn’t. You want sex and I want a baby. That needs to happen. 

MJ: Do you want to wait to get married before we have another kid?

Malia: We are already married. I like getting married, and I want to get married in a virtual COVID ceremony. We were only going to wait to have a baby the first time we got married. 

MJ: Sex is imminent today though, right?

Malia: I can tell you are in work mode. Yes Mr. Johnson. Sex is imminent. The operation is called Operation Knock Me Up. The goal of the mission is to insert your penis into my vagina. Then deliver the payload and get out. Wait. Cuddle after, then get out. 

MJ: Agent Johnson reporting for booty duty. 

Malia: Malia’s booty ready for duty.

MJ: Attack!!

Foreplay & Sex Can Come Out of Anywhere! –

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