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Laws Were Made To Be Broken Baby

Malia and Michael MJ The Terrible Johnson at Bonnie and Clyde Exhibit Austin Texas

Malia: Baby, you do the weirdest things.

MJ: Huh?

Malia: You randomly sent an idea for a commercial to the company Angie’s List. What motivated you to do that?

MJ: I don’t know really. I saw an Angie’s List commercial on tv and I thought it sucked. Then I heard the Rolling Stone’s song “Angie” and I put 2 and 2 together.

Malia: Don’t get me wrong. I liked your commercial idea, but most people don’t do things like that.

MJ: I guess I’m not most people. I didn’t put a lot of thought or time into it or anything.

Malia: Ideas and creativity and horniess just flows out of you.

MJ: Horniess is flowing out of me right now. Maybe my horniness could flow out of me and into you?

Malia: What? I never would have guessed you would have turned that into foreplay. Lol!

MJ: Foreplay? That’s not on my mind at all.

Malia: No?

MJ: No.

Malia: And just what is on your mind Mr. Johnson?

MJ: Crime

Malia: No way! I don’t believe you.

MJ: I have a confession.

Malia: I know you’re horny baby.

MJ: You must be a mind reader. I have crime and passion on my mind.

Malia: I’m down.

MJ: Will you help me commit a crime of passion?

Malia: Yes! I believe a crime of passion is listed under criminal code 69.

MJ: Laws were made to be broken baby.

Malia: I think it’s rules that are meant to be broken.

MJ: I’m willing to go to jail for what I believe in. There should not be a law against crimes of passion.

Malia: We could protest the law by having a protest.

MJ: I want to break your water.

Malia: That is possible.

MJ: I want to break your water.

Malia: You break it you bought it.

MJ: I want to break it and bought it.

Malia: Are you going to have the doctor “customize my vagina to make it good as new” again after I give birth this time?

MJ: Un huh. I’m going to have him upgrade it to the maximum.

Malia: Upgrade? I get customize but how could it be upgraded?

MJ: This is 2021. I think it’s time to go green. You know, zero emissions and what not.

Malia: Good intentions baby, but vaginas are already zero emissions.

MJ: Let’s just do it now ok?

Malia: K. Can I come to you?

MJ: Come over to the “Home Office of Love” when you’re ready.

Malia: Ok “MJ The Water Breaker”.

MJ: Well, your water might not break during sex. It was just an expression.

Malia: We shall see. 😉

“Custom Built Vagina” by Malia May Johnson –

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