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MJ: I know we are trying to get pregnant again. Are we going to do the Lemans classes when we do again?

Malia: I don’t know. Sounds like fun don’t you think?

MJ: At this point I can swaddle a baby one handed.

Malia: Do you think it would last 24 hours?

MJ: Why would it last 24 hours? The classes are like 2 hours a piece tops.

Malia: Not while I’m pregnant but I would like to take a Le Mans class. I hope they let us race at the end of the Le Mans class.

MJ: Oh, I can straight up quick change a diaper. I don’t wanna race on a real baby though.

Malia: Do you have any idea what I’m talking about?

MJ: No

Malia: Le Mans race cars driving classes, but you wrote Lemans. I know what you meant was Lamaze classes, but I decided to have some fun with it.

MJ: What am I going to do with you woman? While I’m deciding, I will race you to an orgasm.

Malia: Womb! Womb!

MJ: Womb! Womb! Baby psycho!

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