MJ: I know we are trying to get pregnant again. Are we going to do the Lemans classes when we do again?
Malia: I don’t know. Sounds like fun don’t you think?
MJ: At this point I can swaddle a baby one handed.
Malia: Do you think it would last 24 hours?
MJ: Why would it last 24 hours? The classes are like 2 hours a piece tops.
Malia: Not while I’m pregnant but I would like to take a Le Mans class. I hope they let us race at the end of the Le Mans class.
MJ: Oh, I can straight up quick change a diaper. I don’t wanna race on a real baby though.
Malia: Do you have any idea what I’m talking about?
Malia: Le Mans race cars driving classes, but you wrote Lemans. I know what you meant was Lamaze classes, but I decided to have some fun with it.
MJ: What am I going to do with you woman? While I’m deciding, I will race you to an orgasm.
Malia: Womb! Womb!
MJ: Womb! Womb! Baby psycho!
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