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Malia and MJ’s entire relationship explained as quickly as possible by Kevin

Malia and MJ Close Up Black and White Picture Kiss

Hello world! I am reposting this post one of MJ’s hacker buddies named Kevin wrote and posted on August 8, 2017, because I just read it for the first time, and I love it! Good one Kev! Sincerely, Malia

I’m doin it! I’m doin it! Malia and MJ’s entire relationship explained as quickly as possible…

Malia: Hi, I’m a young, beautiful, rich, smart South African hieress and Loreal Paris Model.

MJ: Hi, I’m “MJ The Terrible” and I almost blew up the world with this cyber weapon called Stuxnet I created to block Iran from having nuclear weapons, and I think my wife is trying to kill me.

Malia: Oh no! That doesn’t sound good.

MJ: I love you! Please go out on a date with me!

Malia: I’ll think about it.

MJ: My head exploded and I am probably going to die.

Malia: I will wait by your side forever. If you wake up out of this comma, I will have endless sex with you.

MJ: Boing!!! I’m up, let’s get it on!

Malia: How about we get married, have a ton of rich, good looking brilliant kids, who will one day rule the world, and we can live at the top of the tallest building in Austin?

MJ: Yes please.

First comes love, then came divorce, then came marriage, then came the twin babies and CJ, into the perfect life and marriage.

Now it is the present moment and Kev is writing this post. Later everyone, Kev

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