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Malia May Johnson and Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson at 7 Years Old

Malia May Johnson and Michael MJ The Terrible Johnson pictures at 7 years old collage


As corny as it sounds, I think we were destined to be together. In the 9, going on 10 years that we have been together, we have sure had our fair share of challenges to overcome, but no matter what life has thrown at us, we have always found a way or made our own way.

If you really think about it, not only have we always found a way or made our own way, but we each new challenge, we have only grown closer and stronger.

I am glad your mom sent you the video of your first ever dance team video from your freshman year in high school.

I can’t believe the first song your dance team coach ever had you dance to was a stripper song. You girls were 14! I couldn’t believe my ears as I saw y’all start dancing and I recognized what song was playing. “She had apple bottom jeans. Boots with the fur. The whole club was looking at her. She hit the floor. Next thing you know. Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low.”

This is the song-

If our daughters are on their school dance team, their coach better not try to get my little angels to strip club song dance it out for the whole school. That is a future warning to dance coaches! Keep it classy!

I love you baby. I’m glad we made it through Snake Attack Saturday. I am putting “Fuck your guts!” on the next My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know post. I think that should be the heroes tag line in the next Anaconda movie after they kill the snake.

Angelina Jolie, or whoever is staring in the movie, after somebody on her team shoots the snake, she should kick the snake’s guts and say, “Fuck your guts!” like you did.

I’m nominating that moment for “Best Badass Action Move and Hero Catch Phrase While Pregnant Real Life Action Scene of The Year”.



Snake Attack Saturday –

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