MJ: I married Lisa Marie
Malia: WTF? Who is Lisa Marie???
MJ: I hit send accidentally before I was done typing.
MJ: I was going text….. I married Lisa Marie Presley’s twin, Malia May Presley. You look like Elvis Presley’s daughter. I was only being playful. I love you and you are always on my mind baby cakes.
Malia: Gotcha. Thank you for thinking about me and being playful and being thoughtful.
MJ: Baby, I need some advice.
MJ: I am not sure whether I should start kissing at the top and work my way down, or if I should start kissing at the bottom and work my way up. What do you think?
Malia: It depends.
MJ: On what?
Malia: It depends if you mean on me or not. If you are talking about kissing up or down on some road whore, then I think you shouldn’t kiss anywhere at all.
MJ: I meant you sweetheart. I only want to kiss on you Malia May Johnsonoian!
Malia: I’m sorry about all the times I am a bitch to you. I don’t mean it, but I can’t turn it off sometimes. I love you so much MDJ!
MJ: At your worst, always know I put you first. We can do anything together, and we’ve proved it, and we’re going to keep proving it!
Malia: Yeah! Thank you Daddy! I promise to always be a good girl for you, except when you want me to be a bad girl for you! 😉
Malia: I thought more about the mini CIA/MJIA being in our back yard. It’s kind of like having the police in our back yard. If anything ever goes wrong, they are right there to be able to jump into action.
MJ: I know what you are thinking. Are you thinking we are building our own little community/compound like on the Walking Dead tv show?
Malia: I was kind of thinking that way. Next, we need a general store. I love you!
MJ: I love you too
Malia: I am in good shape for doing the thing you like if you are up for it?
MJ: Name the time and place, and I will be there with a boner!
Malia: I will tell you the time and place when I have everything worked out. Expect special fun today. And I am almost done with my honest review of the new CIA website that y’all built. You wanted the truth, and that is what I am giving you.
“Things” – https://www.mjtheterrible.com/things/