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McMalia For Lunch

Malia May Johnson Sexy McDonalds Underwear Photo

Malia: How about McDonald’s for lunch?

MJ: Ok

Malia: This is going to be the best McDonald’s you’ve ever had!

MJ: Oh yeah? Did they bring back the McRib? I used to eat 2 of those at a time back when I worked at the Chicken House, and I would go on deliveries. 

Malia: This will be better than the McRib. 

MJ: A 10 piece chicken nugget, large fry, and a diet coke for me please.

Malia: Not on the menu.

MJ: Ok. I’ll take a quarter pounder with cheese, everything on it, a large fry, and a diet coke. 

Malia: This is what is on the menu- McLips, McTongue, McMouth, McTits, McVag, and McAss. 

MJ: Are you fucking with me woman?

Malia: No, but I want to be!

MJ: The menu has McAss on it? That would be a Happy Meal. 

Malia: You will see. Here is a hint to keep you guessing and interested while Brittany is taking a picture of me to send to you. Ba da ba ba bah. Come love on it!

MJ: Isn’t Brittany head of our family security? When did she become head of photography?

Malia: She is trying to get you laid. Hush your mouth.

MJ: Ok. 

Malia: What does this make you think about?

Malia May Johnson Sexy McDonalds Underwear Photo

MJ: McDonald’s boonies! I love it! I will take the McAss for lunch! Is that my Grandmotherā€™s old quilt? 

MJ: It makes me think this……

Malia: šŸ™‚ Naughty aww! Yes, I am laying on your Grandmotherā€™s old quilt. Your mom gave it to me/us at Christmas. While I was diaper changing, the comforter got peed on. I decided to use Grandmotherā€™s quilt on the bed until a new comforter can be put on. Are you mad at me for using her quilt? 

MJ: No. I’m not mad. I was just asking to see if that’s what it was. Can I come eat McMalia now?

Malia: Lunch is served when you are ready. Brittany pushed her finger a little bit in between my butt cheeks. She said it would look sexier if I had a butt wedgie.

MJ: Thanks Brit! A little bit weird, but her finger/head was in the right place.

MJ: I get turned on just by seeing a picture of your sexy ass. Otw

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