Malia: How about McDonald’s for lunch?
Malia: This is going to be the best McDonald’s you’ve ever had!
MJ: Oh yeah? Did they bring back the McRib? I used to eat 2 of those at a time back when I worked at the Chicken House, and I would go on deliveries.
Malia: This will be better than the McRib.
MJ: A 10 piece chicken nugget, large fry, and a diet coke for me please.
Malia: Not on the menu.
MJ: Ok. I’ll take a quarter pounder with cheese, everything on it, a large fry, and a diet coke.
Malia: This is what is on the menu- McLips, McTongue, McMouth, McTits, McVag, and McAss.
MJ: Are you fucking with me woman?
Malia: No, but I want to be!
MJ: The menu has McAss on it? That would be a Happy Meal.
Malia: You will see. Here is a hint to keep you guessing and interested while Brittany is taking a picture of me to send to you. Ba da ba ba bah. Come love on it!
MJ: Isn’t Brittany head of our family security? When did she become head of photography?
Malia: She is trying to get you laid. Hush your mouth.
Malia: What does this make you think about?
MJ: McDonald’s boonies! I love it! I will take the McAss for lunch! Is that my Grandmother’s old quilt?
MJ: It makes me think this……
Malia: 🙂 Naughty aww! Yes, I am laying on your Grandmother’s old quilt. Your mom gave it to me/us at Christmas. While I was diaper changing, the comforter got peed on. I decided to use Grandmother’s quilt on the bed until a new comforter can be put on. Are you mad at me for using her quilt?
MJ: No. I’m not mad. I was just asking to see if that’s what it was. Can I come eat McMalia now?
Malia: Lunch is served when you are ready. Brittany pushed her finger a little bit in between my butt cheeks. She said it would look sexier if I had a butt wedgie.
MJ: Thanks Brit! A little bit weird, but her finger/head was in the right place.
MJ: I get turned on just by seeing a picture of your sexy ass. Otw
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