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MJ The Terrible’s Wife

Malia: Do you know what I get called all the time?

MJ: Pretty, beautiful, amazing, sweet, kind, loving, hot, sexy, etc. 

Malia: I get called that by you, but I’m talking about by other people. Can you guess?

MJ: Malia? Mrs. Johnson? Miss Malia?

Malia: Yes, to those but most of the time I get called MJ The Terrible’s wife.

MJ: You do. I knew that. It skipped my mind for some reason at the moment though. 

Malia: I’m not really offended. I guess I don’t know how to take it. I don’t know why I’m thinking about it, but I was, so I text you about it.

MJ: You know what I’m thinking about right now?

Malia: What’s that?

MJ: MJ The Terrible’s wife! She’s fuckin hot!

Malia: Thank you baby! 

Malia: It is hard to be around you and keep my hands off of you.

MJ: I’m going to give you something. Where are you? Preferably doing something upstairs while the kids are with the nanny downstairs. 

Malia: That’s the situation. What are you going to give me?

MJ: An orgasm

Malia: What are you going to do to give me an orgasm? 

MJ: Whatever it takes! 

Malia: That’s the rightest answer possible for that question. 

Malia: What are the odds of you breaking my heart someday?

MJ: There is a better chance of a nuclear zombie pigs flying hell freezing over apocalypse, than of me ever breaking your heart.

Malia: That’s the rightest answer possible for that question also. 

Malia: What are the odds of me having an orgasm today?

MJ: 110%

Malia: 100% is as high as the odds could be. Why did you write 110%?

MJ: Technically speaking, 110% odds are actually possible. 

Malia: Sexually speaking…..I want you!

MJ: I always want to give you what you want. See you in a sec

I Need Some Girl With The Tilt Head ASAHP –

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