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My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes II by Malia May Johnson

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My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes II by Malia May Johnson:

“The truth is, I just want to fool around with you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I’m in a pound the shit out of your lady business kind of mood but I don’t want to rock our baby too hard. Please tell me if, well, you know.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“You know how death row inmates get to have whatever they want for their last meal? If I was on death row, I would want my last meal to be your vagina!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I thought that was ok because we made an agreement. You said we could have sex anytime I wanted to. I love having sex with you. Sue me!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Baby, my balls are the same color as the ocean. I want to skip the game and bang the shit out if you!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Unless you somehow grow a dick in the next 40 minutesish, I’m going to light your g-spot up like a Christmas tree.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I do believe that then and there Malia May Johnson committed the crime of exceeding the maximum sexiness level.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Baby I don’t wanna play golf with a boner all day. I will be thinking about my sexy Longhorn waiting for me at home though.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“It’s kinda hot how you are just coming down here for whatever I want and then you’re just leaving.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Ok. Redo…..I’m almost off the phone. I’ll be up as soon as I’m off, to make love/have some awesome sex with you, and in the process “fertilize some eggs” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“You did not just barely exceed the maximum sexiness level Mrs Johnson. You exceeded the maximum amount by a record-breaking amount. This is a 1st, 2nd, and 3rd degree felony offense.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Your sexy as hell body sexspires me baby.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Baby, you are to sexy to slow down having sex. I can’t do it. I need it. I need you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“And in that case Mrs Johnson you leave me no choice. I am coming to get you, and once I have you, I will never let go!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I forgot to read you your Malia Rights. You have the right to remain sexy. Any part of your body can and will be kissed, licked, touched, grabbed, intercoursed, banged, and attended to for a pleasurable experience. If you need an orgasm, one or more will be provided for you. Do you understand your rights as they have been texted to you?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Baby, we just lived through the JFK interactive assassination history experience. Do you know why I didn’t get shot when I was on the X and JFK did? It’s because of your unfreakin believable big sexy butt. If you were standing in Dealey Plaza on November 22nd, 1963, JFK would not have been assassinated, because Lee Harvey Oswald would have been so distracted staring at your butt, he would have completely forgotten why he was staring out the 6th floor window of the book depository that day. Quite frankly, you are the hottest woman to ever be where that X was. And you don’t have pants on. You are wearing those daisy dukes in a way that every guy in Downtown Dallas is thinking about what it would be like to get into your pants.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“I knew I was the luckiest man alive when she told me this was her philosophy on how to keep a man (me), happy…..Keep his brain focused, his heart racing, his belly full, his balls drained, believe in him, and be there for him!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“Oh no! My wife is possessed. I was going to call the Ghostbusters to come get her, but then she wanted to have sex with me, and since even though she was possessed and all, she is still my wife, and she was looking prego sexy as hell! I decided to risk it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“You would be my wife and an avatar at the same time. You would be my wifeatar. We could probably have glow in the dark sex. I would love on your glowgina for sure.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

“If this is what being pregnant does to you, let’s make a basketball team!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

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