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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 23 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

The Adventures of MJ The Terrible Mock Movie Poster with Michael MJ The Terrible Johnson and Zoe Saldana

My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 23 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: 

“If I do end up playing Malia’s character in the movie about your crazy life, I don’t know if we can fit in all the sex y’all be havin into the movie. This is not going to be a porno.” Zoe Saldana

“MJ, this is Ryan. I was reading your blog to learn about the “MJ The Terrible” character, you know, you. We are the same age, height, weight, we look similar. You and Malia get it on a lot. Zoe Saldana playing Malia would make the love making scenes, well, fun. Most biographical films end with the death of the main character, but you aren’t dead yet. I think this movie needs a happy ending. Disney not porn. If we end it happy, we can get really raw and dirty with the “MJ The Terrible” character up until the end. Marty told me you didn’t care who played you, as long as it wasn’t Keanu Reeves, because Malia has a movie crush on him, and he won’t live long enough to finish the movie if he touches her. Very romantic MJ, in a threatening pre-meditated murder kind of way. “MJ The Terrible” the movie is a hit if we can get it made. How can we get the DOD to call us back? Marty’s assistant calls them 5 times a day. I heard he got so angry at a DOD press liaison, he asked her who’s dick he has to suck to get someone to call him back.” Ryan Gosling

“Next time you are going to let me handle this old-school Akron style. Enough of this parliamentary bull shit. What is this England? No it is not! You will always be my best friend Mikey, and you know I got your back.” Lorie Rorrer

Side note- Lorie, I got your text, and see, I put you underneath Ryan Gosling. LOL! Thank you for being the best best friend ever! 

“Is Ryan Gosling going to play you and me in the movie? If you have Ryan Gosling playing you, I’m going to be pissed if they get Napoleon Dynamite to play me.” Chris Hubbard aka MJ#2

“Gosling is perfect to play you. Gamora is perfect for Malia. For me, there is only one actor that can be me. Apollo Creed’s kid. I think his name is Michael Jordan in real life, like the basketball player. You watch, Chris will get played by a nerdy white dude like Screech, and I’ll get Steve Urkel.” Marcus Jennings

“MJ, your mother hung up on me. She told me she didn’t care who I was, Jesus was more important than I am. F bombs roll off my tongue easy. I’ll watch it next time. We are doing our best to contact the DOD. I guess they don’t have any outgoing phone lines or something.” Martin Scorsese

“Anything is possible until your heart stops beating.” Brittany White (aka DUBS)

“If you bank part of all your money that comes in, when the rainy days come for everybody else, the sun will be shining in your world.” Steve Stevens

“You’re not living if you’re not out there living life. Hiding from life doesn’t stop life from happening, so you might as well get out there and live it. Be a part of things. Live life.” Matthew McConaughey

“Malia is a cool chick. Don’t mess it up!” Elizabeth Grant (Lana Del Rey) 

“You sing the N word in rap songs? I’m not even offended because I know you have love in your heart for all. You mean it in a positive way. It ain’t wigger fake, and it ain’t meant in hate. You are black by proxy I guess since you are married to a sista. Rap on with your bad self MJ The Terrible!” Kanye West

“When people have the chance to do the right thing they almost always will.” Former Vice President Mike Pence  

“I am body positive and hater negative.” Lonnie Anderson

“You don’t even have to ask. I will take care of it. You have the family you are born with, and you have the family you choose. You are my brother Mike. I got you.” Edea Hawkins

“We know there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns; the ones we don’t know we don’t know.” Donald Rumsfeld

“Patience is a virtue, but Malia is a horny.” Malia May Johnson

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