My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 50 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“Business is politics and politics is business. The sooner you learn that the better off you will be.” Donald Trump, Jr.
“Desire isn’t a statistic, but it is an X factor of success.” Tony Robbins
“It defies all we know about it. When things like that happen, you just have to take in the moment and experience the magic like everyone else.” Billy Beane
“Winner. Winner. Barbeque chicken dinner. That’s the Texas version of it.” Chris Hubbard
“The law of the jungle and the rule of law are often synonymous, for better or for worse.” Gloria Allred
“I like to party at the top of the world. That requires money. That is why I got into banking.” Gene Rockefeller
“I don’t like it when people try to put words in my mouth. You say your own words about you, and I will say my own words about me.” Brittany White
“Genius is rare. Genius figures out things other can’t. Genius is highest level. Genius is what genius wants to be.” Dr. Deb Frincke
“The last time I was here I got honned over 100 times. Sure hon. Thank you hon. Bye hon. You have a Honfest every year to celebrate the hon. You love the hon. You know you are in Maryland when you get honned and eat square pizza.” Kevin M.
“If you miss somebody, let them know. If you have a question, ask. If you want to be understood, explain. If you love someone, show them.” Chris Hubbard
“I am busy overdosing on love and happiness.” Malia May Johnson
“In Hollywood we believe dreams can come true. But then again dreams cost money. If you’ve got an itch, with enough money it can be scratched.” Bert Fields
“Newborn baby smell is the best smell on earth. If newborn baby smell could be packaged and sold it would be the hottest product ever sold.” Malia May Johnson
“Maryland is like the England of America. You know how you get to Maryland? Through a time warp. The state sport is jousting for fuck sake.” Kevin M.
“They should call Maryland Millionaireland. Shits expensive here. Cheeseburger, fifty dollars. Parking, fifty dollars. And forget about buying a house. A shit hole next to a waste dump in the ghetto is $500,000.” Kevin M.
“I like coming to Maryland to visit but it throws my whole pizza situation off. Everywhere in the world pizza is served in triangle shaped slices, but not in Maryland. In Maryland your pizza is in friggin squares. It’s good pie, but the whole square thing trips me up.” Kevin M.
“In a split second your life can change forever. The power of now cannot be overestimated.” Joel Osteen
“I want to be in the film about your life. I swear to God I will not touch your wife. Let me play you. I will do a good job. I will not let you down.” Ryan Gosling
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