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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 55 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

Malia and Michael MJ The Terrible Johnson Enjoying Austin City Limits Festival at ZIlker Park in Austin Texas Close Up Photo

My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 55 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:

“Joel Osteen is a cool dude. I thought I would feel constantly judged hanging out with today, but instead I realized he puts his pants on one leg at a time like I do, and he slipped and said the word shit. I would hang out with him again.” Marcus Jennings

“You don’t seem to mind my attention to detail when I am sucking your c@&k. Please appreciate my attention to detail in any and all situations thank you very much.” Malia May Johnson

“I love how Chris is a better gauge of your practice wife than you are. He wasn’t even married to her, but he was the one that had to deal with her in your final divorce years. CIA/DOD refer to the time you were with her as the “MJ Years”, and the time Chris spent with her as the “MJ2 Years”. I laughed when Chris told you he wanted palimony for having to deal with her during the MJ2 Years.” Malia May Johnson

“I am all for bringing an NFL team to Austin. I am none for bringing an NFL team to Austin without me owning a part of it.” Elon Musk

“Don’t mess with this brilliant Christian chick right here because I will straight up trump you bible boy. Here is the trump you question. What was Jesus last name? I tried to tell you I was bible belt brilliant, but you didn’t take my word for it. Now ya know!” Victoria Osteen

“You and Malia are a shining example of why love is blind and age doesn’t matter. Congratulations on being selected as one of the top 100 bwwm relationships.” Swirl Magazine

“Haven’t you heard? I’m the black Mark Zuckerberg, Marcus Zuckerberg. I can think shit up out of nowhere that changes the game forever.” Marcus Jennings

“It takes a devil to try to bring down an angel.” Dallas Billington

“Don’t take 8 days to make a decision. Either do it or forget about it.” Jeanne Johnson

“I am a dope bitch. I told that asshole it was a mistake for him to dump me for a slut for all whore like her. Surprise! Surprise! She cheated on him and he wants me back. That is never going to happen, and I suck the bejesus out of my new awesomesauce baes dick out of spite. My new boyfriend that I love benefits, I benefit, and my ex, well, good riddance.” Saggie Maggie

“I’m glad you are big in all 3 areas. Heart, brains and wiener.” Malia May Johnson

“It’s the intwinization. That’s my new word. That’s the new word that describes understanding the situation.” Kevin M.

“Another movie where the lady singer becomes an icon that has to overcome an abusive husband. I don’t know what that says, but this is I don’t know how manyith movie in a row we have watched like this. Abuse is not okay, but girls with dreams to become famous singers could think having an abusive husband they have to overcome is part of the process to becoming an icon if they watched these movies. Am I overthinking this? I don’t know, but watching abusive husbands beat up on their wives makes me want to hold you tighter.” Malia May Johnson

“Intent means nothing when you keep doing it. Break the chain by not doing it again.” Reagan Bush

“You chose a thick bitch like me because thick chicks will appreciate you, value you, and do sick shit in the bedroom to keep you happy. That is my case for big booty bitches like me. Go thick if you want a happy dick.” Eve Cooper (“Eve”)

“Nothing comes from talkers but sound. Doers on the other hand, everything comes from doers.” J.J. Mendelhaussen

“I want you to know that today kinda sucked, but I made through because I had you going down on me tonight on my mind all mother fucking day.” Malia May Johnson

“Nope! Don’t wanna hear it. I don’t have the bandwidth for it right now. Wait for a better time, or force it on me, and risk Maliacane.” Malia May Johnson

“Plague, also known as a pandemic. What is it? It is an event that cleanses the world of the extra people to properly rebalance things. I can’t believe I just said that. I am way too drunk to drive. Can I sleep in one of y’alls extra bedrooms?” Amanda Margolis

“You are one of the rare few that has civilian doctors as figure heads, so that you don’t have to reveal who your real doctors are. How does that make you feel? Don’t answer that. It was rhetorical. All superfluously topics are now banned until we tackle what we are here to tackle.” Dr. Deb Frincke

“Granted, yes, you are innocent and would not have deserved it, but if you weren’t “MJ The Terrible” and everyone and everything in your life wasn’t monitored and managed for national security reasons, they would have run over you. So, when this is all over you are not allowed to brag, because “You” would have lost without “Us”. I know you will be gracious and do the right thing, but I had to say that anyway for good measure.” Lakshmi Devi

“What I should have said was “You” are worth protecting for being an American hero who deserves it, but “We” as your support want to be and feel appreciated. The wrong thing for you to be thinking is the government pays them to monitor and watch out for me, so why should come out of pocket for gifts for them? The right thing for you to be thinking is Lakshmi needs a new Black Court Couture Cassanova Crocodile Embossed Tennis Bag.” Lakshmi Devi

“Admit nothing. Deny everything. Make them prove your guilt beyond a reasonable doubt.” Benjamin Crump

“How is it possible that every answer leads to more questions?” Jenna Moyetti

“Desperation can bring out the worst in people. Consider that the next time you are so quick to cast judgement on others.” Dorothy Bush Koch

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