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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 57 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 57 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: 

“I am an easy living man. I don’t want much. I don’t need much. I am lucky to have much, but I don’t need it. Now that you know where I am coming from, if they ever make barbequing and beer illegal, I am done man. That’s the last day I wanna live.” Matthew McConaughey

“I love that commercial where they talk about the benefits of putting solar panels on your house. It sounds a lot like a get rich quick infomercial. “If you put solar panels on your house, not only will you save yourself a bundle on energy costs, but you will be helping the environment and you will become a millionaire, in only 3 months.” Chris Hubbard

“The only way to do karaoke is when you’re drunk. I think they made sober karaoke against the law about 10 years ago. You get more into it when you’re drunk. The singing sounds better. All that. It’s just better. Case in point. I’m about to sing the shit out of “Break on Through To The Other Side”, by the Doors. You can’t sing that song sober. Not possible. Watch this. I’m about to make Jim Morrison smile from his remote location, also known as heaven.” Matthew McConaughey

“I’d like to dedicate this song to Malia over there, who didn’t know sober karaoke was against the law. MJ The Terrible where you at? Get up here and sing with me, or at least hold me up. This Tequila fucked my shit up to the other side. Break on through to the other side. MJ, come break through to the other side with me. Hell Yeah! Double break on through to the other side!” Matthew McConaughey

“I swear to God MJ David asshole shithead that I love. Say that shooka tooka tooka tooka Michael Jackson karaoke bull shit one more time. No baby. Don’t tooka tooka kiss my neck up like that. Ok, it feels good, go ahead and do it. I love you!” Malia May Johnson

“Success isn’t a goal. Success is a byproduct of doing the right things for a long enough period of time.” J.J. Mendelhaussen

“I am an advocate for body and skin positivity. Beauty comes in all body shapes and skin types.” Eve Cooper (“Eve”)

“No! She is called the Duchess of Sussex, not the Duchess of Sex. You can’t hear for shit baby, but I still love ya.” Malia May Johnson

“I really like that Asian ketchup. What’s it called? Oh yeah, Soy Sauce.” Kevin M.

“Just because haters say something, it doesn’t make it true.” Gloria Allred

“Stay calm and carry on.” Jeanne Johnson

“Now they owe you, “A number that is known to be a huge amount of money”.” Marcus Jennings

“Yes, I tease you so you want to bang me, then when you do want me I sometimes I resist, but secretly I really do want it. I know that doesn’t make any sense, but it makes great sex, orgasms, and babies. You love it. Shut up and f@&k me!” Malia May Johnson

“Do not. Do not you don’t do it. Don’t. Don’t. No. Do not. I don’t. I don’t think. You better not. You don’t! No! Do not don’t do it or else, and else sucks or doesn’t suck, if you get what I’m sucking, I mean I’m saying. #youvebeenwarnedsodont” Malia May Johnson

“I can do more with less. All I need are scraps and I’ll find a way to parlay it into whatever I need to.” Mason Cutler

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