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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 58 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 58 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:

“It will suck, but you will make it through to the other side of this.” Chris Gardner

“When you are angry, pray about it. When you are sad, pray about it. When you need guidance, pray about it. When you need someone to listen to you, pray about it. Our heavenly father is always there.” Dallas Billington

“You can’t take back the time, and they can’t give back the time. It’s gone. You just have to move on.” Brian Heberlig

“Those are the average odds. To overcome average odds, you have to put in above average efforts.” Tony Robbins

“Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law and in the court of public opinion.” Gloria Allred

“Only positive vibes and positive body vibes allowed.” Jenna Moyetti

“What? I just let you ass f@&k me for like an hour, like an hour ago, and you are already horney again? Go ahead. Use your spin. I know what you are going to say. That was then and this now, and it is my fault because I am so hot and sexy and my ass is irresistible, and you know what? Fuck it! Here you go, but I’m not going to enjoy it. Yeah, I may moan and orgasm, but they are moans and orgasms of protest mister man.” Malia May Johnson

“Never settle for the path of least resistance unless it is the best path to follow.” Gene Rockefeller

“Listen! This band is Franz Ferdinand. This song is called “Take Me Out”. I’m about to dirty it up for you. Wait, stop for a second. I’m about to sing this and then pull your head in to keep doing it when I sing. Here it comes. “I want you…to eat me out!” Yeah, like that!” Malia May Johnson

“Smile at the haters trying to do you in. You can smile, because while the haters are thinking they are doing you in, you are fucking them in ways they have never even imaged. I mean, you are defending yourself against the haters hate. You know what I mean MJ.” Donald Trump Jr.

“I only have one thing to say to you and it means everything in a difficult situation Dig in and fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Don’t stop fighting until your world is right! And remember, we always have your back.” Eric Fanning

“If you’re all jammed up in your shitter, get some of that Milk of Malaysia (Milk of Magnesia). My mom swears by it.” Kevin M.

‘Half a portion is better than nothing when you’re hungry. You gotta eat, even when you don’t get to eat all you want.” Mason Cutler

“You never know about people. It pays to pay attention.” Tarica Patel Hubbard

Come snuggle up wiff me and let’s watch the new “Grandpa Terminator” movie. “I’ll be back…..After I take my pills.” Malia May Johnson

“I know how much you appreciate my “load up on divorce insurance” advice I gave you when you were married to Gotye. You have sent me a Christmas card every year thanking me since.” Jason Greenleaf

“Remember when you showed me how to do international searches on the internet? Well, I have been doing that. I read on some international site that you are supposedly worth 50 million dollars. 50 million dollars buys a lot of diapers. You can afford to buy diapers for one more baby. It only makes sense that we should have one more, so we have an even number of kids.” Malia May Johnson

“What might look like random actions that don’t make sense to others, deep down I know are pure methodical strategy to accomplish the objective. I just don’t think they get how controlled and well thought out your actions and strategies are.” Marcus Jennings

“In the future just say you are Tifahing it like Queen Latifah on the Equalizer, and I’ll understand.” Jeanne Johnson

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