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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 74 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 74 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy put a little bit of blood on your action figures nose so it looks like you.” Cash Michael Johnson “The worst of the worst assholes I call “UA’s”. UA stands for Ultimate Assholes.” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch “It’s Ash Wednesday for all Catholics…

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Happy Women’s Day

International Women’s Day Celebration International Women’s Day, a global celebration of the economic, political, and social achievements of women, took place for the first time on March 8th, 1911. Many countries around the world celebrate the holiday with demonstrations, educational initiatives, and customs such as presenting women with gifts and flowers. The United Nations has sponsored International Women’s Day since…

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MJ The Guinea Pig

Malia: Baby we need you to be our Guinea pig. My friend that you nicknamed Buttons the first time you met her and her husband are having relationship problems. She came over crying a little while ago. She wants to save her marriage. Will you help us? MJ: Sure. What can I do? Malia: We have some questions that we…

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The Days and Months of The Year When We Are Trying To Get Pregnant

The days and months of the year when we are trying to get pregnant my love….. Days Make her moan Monday Two times Tuesday Wednesday…..Hump Day of course Try new things Thursday Freaky Friday Lick and suck Saturday Bedroom fun day Sunday Months Jamitinuary Make Loveuary March into the bedroom April suckin brings May fuckin Makin a baby May Just…

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Everything Butt

MJ: Buttallion Malia: What? What? MJ: In the butt! MJ: You remember that? Malia: You and everything about our family is important to me. MJ: I constantly fall in love with you over and over again. Do you feel that way to? Malia: Not really. I married you because you got a big dick, make cute babies, and you munch…

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Hold Me

Malia: Today has been a wanna pull my hair out frustration fest. MJ: Want me to hold you and tell you everything will be ok? Malia: Because I’m a little woman and I need a big strong man to hold me and tell me that everything is going to be okay? MJ: I thought you liked it when I hold…

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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 73 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 73 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “The odds are almost always against you. If a person lets that stop them, they will never do anything.” Matthew McConaughey “When you have fucked up huge, owning up to it is the best way to start making amends for whatever you did.” Former…

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