Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “I’m at the Woodland house. I’m sorry baby. I am to pregnant and fat and hormonal and horny to think. Come over to this house, bend me over something, and bang me out of my…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 45 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Never hope for it more than you are willing to work for it.” General Stanley McChrystal “Being a professional means being able to work with people you don’t like. Being the best means you don’t have to work with people you don’t like.” Jeff…
Malia: I read the proposal baby. I think that some people will say you’re “crazy”, but what else is new? MJ: Good. Usually when haters call me crazy, that’s when I know I’m on to something good. Malia: I think it’s provocative. You are basically supporting the side of the Terminators, but I still love you. Using the Black Lives…
MJ: I know you want it. I know you need it. Malia: But I’m a good girl! MJ: I’m about to come over there and invade our bedroom like it was Osama Bin Laden’s compound, and I’m Seal Team 6. Malia: I have to tell you something and you can’t get mad. MJ: Uh oh Malia: Don’t let this ruin…
Malia War Day Voicemail Recording For MJ Transcript (Voicemail Recording Below): – Beginning of transcript – Malia: Hey baby it’s me. Uhm. I’m on my way to get my nails done, but I just wanted to wish you happy hunting on your war day. And I love you to pieces. And I hopefully can’t wait to see you at lunch…
Last night something happened that changed my life. 10 plus years ago I created something that changed the world forever, in good and bad ways. What I created led to me being nicknamed “MJ The Terrible”, and it is also the reason I was awarded the Distinguished Intelligence Cross for Cyberwarfare. Even though the event happened over a decade ago,…
On this post you are going to learn what money is, the rules of money, who is likely to have more money, how to make money and how it is possible to become a millionaire. “There are two ways to have more money. You can either cut back on expenses, or you can make more money, and option #2 is…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 44 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Anybody who stands up for what they believe in, people are going to call crazy. It’s sad, but it is the price for standing up for whatever it is they are standing up for.” Vice President Kamala Harris “Face it, own it, flip it.”…
This random picture of my former court appointed supervisor, and my family’s current head of security, Brittany White, aka “Dubs”, led to some funny comments from people who know her. I thought it was funny how they all pretty much thought the exact same thing. I did too. Chris Hubbard: I hate Chris and MJ. They always tease me about…
MJ: I found the song from the Jack Reacher and the girl from the babysitting movie song to make sweet lovin in the shower to like they did in the movie. Malia: Jack Reacher? Girl from the baby sitting movie? Malia: Oh. I got it. Tom Cruise and Elisabeth Shue. It’s called Top Gun. Malia: Ugh! You’ve got me thinking…