All of us girls are at the apartment downtown. MJ and the boys are at MJ’s house in South Austin. This is BABB btw. Those boys won’t leave us alone. There was a knock at the door. It was a male stripper wearing a costume. When the stripper pulled off his mask, IT WAS KEVIN! For some reason we asked…
Hey everyone. My name is Meredith Brooks. I am MJ’s new assistant. I moved from Des Moines, Iowa to Austin about 4 weeks ago, and I am 26 years old. Go Hawkeyes! My week one recap and my feelings about the job and everything so far- I got to meet Matthew Mcconaughey. MJ and him insult the daylights out of…
I can hear you 2 shitheads! If I even smell a hint of beer in Elizabeth’s room, or you spill something, I’m pregant with “MJ The Terrible’s” twins, so I’m pretty sure I’m allowed to claim temporary insanity for killing you both. MJ’s buddy Kevin is here for the wedding, so let the bromance begin. Kevin and MJ have already…
THAT WASN’T VERY NICE OF YOU CHARLES THANK YOU FOR HACKING INTO MY NETWORK LAST WEEK I LIKED IT SO MUCH I DECIDED TO COME BACK WITH YOU INTO YOURS YOU REALLY ENJOY THOSE BLACKS ON BLONDES VIDEOS I ACCIDENTALLY HIT RECORD A FEW TIMES WHEN YOU WERE ENJOYING YOURSELF ON THE COUCH DON’T WORRY I’M NOT GOING TO BLACK…
Today two idiots tried to hack into my network. Overall, I think they did a pretty good job, other than of course the getting caught part. Guys, I have some good news and some bad news for you. The good news is, I’m not the kind of guy who calls the cops. The bad news is, I’m not the kind…
Records are meant to be broken, or in this case SHATTERED! The new business opportunity Facebook fan page like record that Masters of Money just set- 26,565 page likes in a single week! Facebook’s previous record- 11,590 page likes (Held by Masters of Money) On January 16th, we did the following post: Holy shit! Masters of Money’s Facebook fan page…
Note: AG are the initials of my divorce attorney. MJ: Alright AG. Whatcha got? AG: MJ, would you say I’m a good lawyer? MJ: The best! AG: This place is unbelievable. You technically earn $60,000 a year. I know the real answer, but please Michael, explain how $60,000 a year buys this? God, you are so full of shit. You…
Question: Hello “MJ The Terrible”. My name is Rachel. I love your blogs. I have been a follower of yours since August. Please don’t post my profile picture on a post. I look ugly and fat. It took a lot for me to write to you. I hope you feel like helping me if you can. Do you have weight…
We just left the emergency room follow up appointment with Malia and the baby’s doctor. It turns out we are not having twin girls. The ultra sound showed two babies in their, but one is a girl and one is a boy! We decided to name the girl Elizabeth Grace Johnson, and the boy Cash Michael Johnson Elizabeth and Grace…
Question: I love the MJ The Terrible sites. Me and my gf are on just about all of them. She likes Masters of Money’s website about money saving and making stuff and the MJ The Terrible blog stories too. We were wondering if we could see more pictures from the MJ The Terrible crazy days? Just like a few at…