Personal Life

Pour Some Sugar On Me! (Damn It’s Incredible When You Find Mr or Mrs Right!)

When you find Mr or Mrs Right……Holy shit is it incredible!

Texts between my wife and I-

Malia: What time do you think you’ll be home baby?

MJ: Depending on the traffic, in probably about an hour or so. I miss you.

Malia: Do you mean you miss sex?

MJ: I miss you overall, but yes, I miss sex too.

Malia: Good because I am in the mood like nobody’s business over here.

MJ: I love you!

Malia: Whisper that to me when you are banging the shit out of me.

MJ: How much sugar are you going to pour on me?

Malia: You are going to need insulin shots.

MJ: You make me harder than Chinese Algebra baby!

Malia: You make me wetter than a hurricane in the ocean.

MJ: I may make Mr. Pete run over cars and drive on the side of I35 so I can get to you faster.

Malia: Mr. Pete likes the Dukes of Hazzard. Tell him you want to pretend like you are Bo and Luke Duke, and you are being chased by the cops.

MJ: I just told him. He said- “Yee haw!” When Bo Duke gets home, before he eats dinner, he is going to put some good lovin on Daisy!

Malia: Daisy is Bo’s cousin!

MJ: Baby…..If you were my cousin, we would be kissin cousins.

Malia: That sounds so wrong and so right all at the same time.

MJ: Unless you somehow grow a dick in the next 40 minutesish, I’m going to light your g-spot up like a Christmas tree.

Malia: Light it up sexy man!

Malia & MJ The Terrible…..”Naughty Karate” – https://www.mjtheterrible.com/naughtykarate/

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