When you find Mr or Mrs Right……Holy shit is it incredible!
Texts between my wife and I-
Malia: What time do you think you’ll be home baby?
MJ: Depending on the traffic, in probably about an hour or so. I miss you.
Malia: Do you mean you miss sex?
MJ: I miss you overall, but yes, I miss sex too.
Malia: Good because I am in the mood like nobody’s business over here.
MJ: I love you!
Malia: Whisper that to me when you are banging the shit out of me.
MJ: How much sugar are you going to pour on me?
Malia: You are going to need insulin shots.
MJ: You make me harder than Chinese Algebra baby!
Malia: You make me wetter than a hurricane in the ocean.
MJ: I may make Mr. Pete run over cars and drive on the side of I35 so I can get to you faster.
Malia: Mr. Pete likes the Dukes of Hazzard. Tell him you want to pretend like you are Bo and Luke Duke, and you are being chased by the cops.
MJ: I just told him. He said- “Yee haw!” When Bo Duke gets home, before he eats dinner, he is going to put some good lovin on Daisy!
Malia: Daisy is Bo’s cousin!
MJ: Baby…..If you were my cousin, we would be kissin cousins.
Malia: That sounds so wrong and so right all at the same time.
MJ: Unless you somehow grow a dick in the next 40 minutesish, I’m going to light your g-spot up like a Christmas tree.
Malia: Light it up sexy man!
Malia & MJ The Terrible…..”Naughty Karate” – https://www.mjtheterrible.com/naughtykarate/