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Prada Princess Shopping Spree

Malia May Johnson Christmas Shopping Spree Picture

Malia: Baby, thank you for letting me spend and buy everything I wanted to for Christmas this year. I know you didn’t really “let me” do it. I could have done it anyway but thank you for not fussing about it.

MJ: Out of curiosity, how much money did you spend shopping today?

Malia: Let’s not put a number on it. I did give the credit cards a workout, but it’s Christmas. 

MJ: How much of a workout did you give the credit cards?

Malia: An Olympic athlete workout. 

MJ: $2,000?

Malia: Think about it this way, we can put our $600 stimulus checks towards it. 

MJ: Baby, you only get a stimulus check if you make less than $75,000 a year. 

Malia: I actually did know that, but I was trying to lighten the blow a little bit. 

MJ: With a lie? 

Malia: More like a playful tease. 

MJ: $2,500?

Malia: A little bit higher than that, but let’s change the subject. Does your package need to be stimulated?

MJ: Oh yeah! $4,000?

Malia: Come to bed so I can stimulate your package. 

MJ: $5,000?

Malia: I can tell I am going to need to really stimulate your package.

MJ: $7,500

Malia: it’s around that number. 

MJ: $10,000? 

Malia: Today or the total for all Christmas spending?

MJ: Today.

Malia: It’s around that number. I’m down for that thing you really like. 

MJ: $12,500? 

Malia: $14,537 and change, but you can’t put a price on Christmas! That number includes diapers and groceries and other stuff too. 

MJ: The truth is, I didn’t grow up with money. I don’t think my parents spent $14,537 on all of the Christmas’s I had as a kid combined. Probably not even half that amount.

Malia: Baby, when Masters of Money merged with Team DD, Money Channel, Foreign Corp, etc, you made like 30 million dollars. $17,534 is not much compared to that. 

MJ: I thought it was $14,537?

Malia: I want to please you. Come to bed Daddy. 

MJ: $20,000?

Malia: Baby, you have 70 employees. I buy their gifts too. Now come get laid for crying out loud!

MJ: Ok. Be there shortly. 

Malia: Waiting naked for you! XOXO

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