MJ: Remember this baby…..
To My Future Father and Mother In Law(I hope!),
I felt compelled to write this. It is important to me that you know how I feel about your daughter, and what my plans are for the future.
I love Malia more than anything in the world! She is the bedrock of my life, and the only person besides my Mom and Dad, that I trust 100%. This very week, Malia did something so incredibly loving for me, that I couldn’t put it into words. What an amazing angel of a woman you have raised.
Everything in my life revolves around her. When I was down and out, she was there to build me back up. When times are good, she enjoys everything right along with me. I know that no matter what the world can throw at us, Malia will be right there by my side for better or for worse.
This letter is a guarantee! Not a guarantee that life will be perfect, or everything will always run smoothly. This guarantee is simply this- As long as there is life in my body, I will do everything humanly possible to protect, support, care for, and love your little baby girl.
I assure you with my solemn promise before god and the world, that I will be the best husband, father, and soulmate to Malia, that I know how to be.
May I please have your permission to ask Malia to marry me?
Sincerely,
Michael D. Johnson
Malia: Of course! How could I forget? It made me love you more than I thought was even possible at the time.
MJ: You might as well face it….. You’re addicted to love!
Malia: I’m addicted to you!
MJ: Even better!
Malia: Mr. Pete said you saved the day for the administration again. I don’t know why you save them. I’m not getting political. Anyway, I love you. Congratulations! Pound it baby 👊
MJ: I will be home by about 12:15, and I intend to “pound it” when I get there!
Malia: Yay me! Bring the heat “MJ The Terrible”!
MJ: Comin in hot like the sun baby! I love you, but tonight I’m going to f____ you like a w_________!!!
Malia: Fifty Shades of Me, is waiting right here for you in your bed Mr. Johnson!
MJ: There was no traffic! We’re pulling in right now.
Malia: No! Yes but no! I wanted to get a quick shower.
MJ: The shower seems like a good place to start to me.
Malia: K. In shower now. Love you. Bye for now.
MJ: You are the best thing that has ever happened to baby. I mean that. See you in a sec.
