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MJ: I’m so sorry I made you cry today Malia. Please forgive me. 

Malia: I forgive you. It was my fault. 

MJ: How can I make it up to you?

Malia: Well, it’s not going to lick itself. 

MJ: is that how you want me to apologize?

Malia: To start.

MJ: And then. 

Malia: I’ll apologize to you….Meeeoooow!

MJ: I’ll be home shortly.

Malia: Baby, you are rocking the cradle of love, because I am 10 years younger than you are. 

MJ: When the cradle is a rockin, don’t come a knockin! 

Malia: Pervert!

MJ: Girlvert! 

Malia: What?

MJ: A girl pervert!

Malia: And you love it!

MJ: Uh huh

Malia: Your mom has the babies until 6, which means I have you until 5:59. 


Malia: ETATOB?

MJ: Estimated time of arrival to our bed

Malia: Oh. Love it! XOXOXO

MJ: Naked XOXOXO’s?

Malia: Uh huh

MJ: K. Good 

Malia: What am I going to do with you?

MJ: Re-read our texts. 

Malia: Well, yeah. It was a rhetorical question. I know what I’m going to do with you, and it involves nakedness and orgasms.

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