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Step Aside Adalida! Here Comes Malia May Johnson, Pretty Little South African Queen!

I Do Declare The Vapors Have Gone To My Head - Malia Southern Belle Picture

A special thank you to MJ’s friend and body double Chris Hubbard. He is a good ol’ country boy, who likes to listen to country music. Chris sent MJ some country songs to listen to, and MJ has been walking around the house today singing, making up his own funny and/or naughty lyrics to the songs. 

This is MJ’s remake of the lyrics of country singer George Strait’s song “Adalida”.

Malia May Johnson, Pretty Little South African Queen lyrics, by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

Malia May Johnson, pretty little South African queen

Sexy as hell, the belle of Bethesda

You’re every young man’s dream

Malia May Johnson, when you get mad, you’re Maliacane

To put my dick inside you, I’d swim across the lake

Oh no, here you coming down the hall

With your boobs and butt swingin

You got me a thinkin

I need to be between your thighs

Oh my, you have the most beautiful brown eyes

Smiling and a winkin

I hope what you’re thinkin

Is you wanna have sex with me

Malia May Johnson, pretty little South African queen

Sexy as hell, the belle of Bethesda

You’re every young man’s dream

Malia May Johnson, when you get mad, you’re Maliacane

Just to bang your Cheetos smellin vagina, I’d swim across a lake  

Oh no, don’t put on clothes

Hottest chick I know

I know you can tell it

You makin me so horny from my head down to my toes

Malia May Johnson, pretty little South African queen

Sexy as hell, the belle of Bethesda

You’re every young man’s dream

Malia May Johnson, when you get mad, you’re Maliacane

Just to get some inya time inside you, I’d swim across a lake

The Texas version of the song “Baby It’s Cold Outside” – https://www.mjtheterrible.com/thetexasversionofthesongbabyitscoldoutside/

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