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“Strategic Sex”

Malia and Michael "MJ The Terrible" Johnson In Luckenbach Texas

Malia: Save a horse. Ride an MJ?

MJ: I gotta be out the door in 10 minutes.

Malia: Perfect!

MJ: Is this “strategic sex” as you call it? Because you want your smell and stuff on me because I will see my ex tonight?

Malia: Its weird because I’m not jealous of her, and I know you would never cheat on me, but yes.

MJ: If it makes you feel better, I’m down.

Malia: Thank you for being so understanding.

MJ: You are awesome baby. I dont have to be very understanding. All I have to do is have sex with you, which is like my # 1 through 10 most favorite thing to do on earth, besides spend time with our kids.

Malia: 6 minutes! Tik tok!!!

MJ: Do you have a gallon of perfume on, and you’re ready now?

Malia: Hey, don’t judge me! I am only protecting what’s mine.

MJ: I’m all yours baby! You can even spray some on me if you want to.

Malia: I couldn’t live without you MJ. I would die!

MJ: I really would like to go, but if you dont want me to, I won’t. You’re not usually like this.

Malia: If Chris went, you could play with CJ and his long distance brother and sister.

Chris(MJ#2): I’ll do it, but I want your Ferrari all next weekend with gas money MJ?

MJ: Sold!

Chris(MJ#2): I’ve got a crush on a school mom anyway.

MJ: Go for it brother! Maybe she likes you too.

Malia: Stop by the apartment to get the stuff for his classroom.

Chris(MJ#2): Yep.

MJ: Wait, we’re still having sex right?

Malia: Oh yeah! I texted your mom. They aren’t getting there until 5:30. We have extra time

MJ: In that case……..LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!

Malia: It is just like boxing. You stick and move back and forth.

MJ: Close enough baby! I’ll be on top of you in 10 seconds!

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