Anything Goes Q&A with Malia 5: Men are naturally secretive animals. They used to gather their things and hide them in their caves. Are you worried MJ is hiding things from you? Samantha Vargas San Francisco, CA Malia: No. We share everything with each other. This may sound weird, but MJ is not allowed to be alone with anyone who…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia 4: 1. Does MJ make money decisions without you? Monica Walker Colorado Springs, CO Malia: No. We don’t manage our money. Our money is managed by The Carlyle Group. We bought our houses together. We bought our cars together. We make decisions together. He makes the business decisions mostly, and I make most of the in-home…
Anything Goes Q&A with Malia III: 1. Was there a tunnel underneath MJ’s old house? Did you ever see it? Andrew Morgan London, England Malia: I am not allowed to answer this officially. Unofficially, it is possible there was a tunnel underneath his old house. Also, unofficially, I may have seen it and been in it. MJ The Terrible House…
Throughout my lifetime, these incredible women have turned me into the man I am today, and they have been/are, the biggest reason for Masters of Money LLC, and Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson’s success. I owe each one of them a debt of gratitude that I don’t know how I could ever repay. I want each of you incredible ladies…
MJ: Dubs, please don’t send me anymore emails. “THE ONE AND ONLY DUBS”? Good Lord! Dubs: Hi. My name is Dubs. My daily job is to protect “MJ The Terrible” and his family. I enjoy protecting his family. “MJ The Terrible”, the world’s most followed computer hacker, not so much! Malia: MJ and Dubs fight like brother and sister but…
MJ: Dubs, will you please see if they will increase the off body security around my son for the next 48 hours, before this thing starts tomorrow morning? Remember, this is your son too. Please! Dubs: How can “our son” be so cute, and you be such an annoying shit head? He has 4 off body armed security personnel. Unless…
Malia: My husband is a mad man. We are backstage at a Lana Del Rey concert, and my sexy crazy pervert of a husband is drunk off his ass, yelling “Stoli is my shit”. He even tried to have sex with me in the basketball teams locker room for crying out loud. “MJ The Horndog”. #whyisitsosexywhenmenactafool MJ: Tried to? Malia: Baby!…
Malia: If you could talk to me right now, what would you say? MJ: Is this some kind of a joke? You are supposed to be dead. Malia: Do you want me dead? MJ: No. MJ: This has to be a joke. My wife was tragically killed in a car accident on January 14th. Malia: Do you miss me? MJ:…
This afternoon Malia was exiting the freeway to turn onto 5th street, on her way home from the store, and was in a very serious car accident. As she was making the turn onto 5th street, a Dodge pickup truck switched lanes, and ran directly into the drivers side driver door of her Range Rover, where Malia was sitting. The…
Kevin: What are you going to buy with your $250,000 check from Amazon MJ? $62,500 a day for 4 days and you don’t have to do anything but post their shit…….HELL YEAH !! MJ: With part of the money I want to take my son to Disney World, and I’d like to help the Wounded Warrior Project some. Malia: My…