My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 59 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Don’t get confused. There are badass gays out there. Gay is a sexual preference. Badass is a personality preference.” Eric Fanning “I ain’t gonna complain. I like fat asses and trucks, and the world is filled with both.” Colton Pierce “Always be building your…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 58 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “It will suck, but you will make it through to the other side of this.” Chris Gardner “When you are angry, pray about it. When you are sad, pray about it. When you need guidance, pray about it. When you need someone to listen…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 57 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I am an easy living man. I don’t want much. I don’t need much. I am lucky to have much, but I don’t need it. Now that you know where I am coming from, if they ever make barbequing and beer illegal, I am…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 56 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Daddy, can I have my wowance pwease?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson (Malia and I’s oldest daughter) “And God bwess my Daddy when he fights the criwiniminals on the winternet.” Cash Michael Johnson (Malia and I’s oldest son) “Instead of thinking about it like that, think…
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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 55 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Joel Osteen is a cool dude. I thought I would feel constantly judged hanging out with today, but instead I realized he puts his pants on one leg at a time like I do, and he slipped and said the word shit. I would…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 54 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “My daddy is my piwwow (pillow).” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “You can’t unsee 90 year old lady ass.” Chris Hubbard “I miss you. I need some vitamin U as soon as possible.” Malia May Johnson “I need something to wake me up. Can you put…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 53 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “I caught you stealing! I should call the police on you MJ! It is illegal to steal Ray’s pension check. I’m not sure what the law is about replacing his $2,500 a month pension check with $5,000 a month check. I decided not to…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 52 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Only the over ignorant among us think that way. But hey, if there weren’t over ignorant haters in the world trying to bring others down, what would motivate us to work so hard to overcome their ignorance and hate?” Former President Barrack Obama “She…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 51 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Mistakes are big portals for discovery.” Former Director of CIA Gina Haspel “I will help you achieve the “3 V’s”, Vindication! Validation! Victory!” Gloria Allred “The future has great potential sure but appreciate every moment because you never know what will happen.” Malia May…