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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Compilation 1 of 2 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Compilation 1 of 2 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “C’est la vie. When in Rome. Carpe Diem. Life is short. You only live once. They all mean the same thing. Live your life because you only get one life to live.” Selena Gomez “People love people who stand up after they…

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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 29 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 29 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “C’est la vie. When in Rome. Carpe Diem. Life is short. You only live once. They all mean the same thing. Live your life because you only get one life to live.” Selena Gomez  “People love people who stand up after they have fallen.” Former…

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Mediaset S.p.A, (Gruppo Mediaset) Offers To Buy Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG. For $359,000,000

Dear Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG., Shareholders, Mediaset S.p.A, (Gruppo Mediaset), is interested in acquiring Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG., at the valuation price of $359,000,000 (USD). Complete acquisition proposal details have been sent to the following via DHL Global Delivery Services: Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson, Senior Partner of Foreign Corporation (LTD) AG. SJ Steptoe and Johnson, PLLC., legal counsel for Foreign Corporation…

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Step Aside Adalida! Here Comes Malia May Johnson, Pretty Little South African Queen!

A special thank you to MJ’s friend and body double Chris Hubbard. He is a good ol’ country boy, who likes to listen to country music. Chris sent MJ some country songs to listen to, and MJ has been walking around the house today singing, making up his own funny and/or naughty lyrics to the songs.  This is MJ’s remake of…

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My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 23 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson

My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 23 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:  “If I do end up playing Malia’s character in the movie about your crazy life, I don’t know if we can fit in all the sex y’all be havin into the movie. This is not going to be a porno.” Zoe Saldana “MJ, this…

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Anything Goes Q&A’s with Malia Compilation

Malia has done 7 anything goes q&a’s. The topics covered include tattoos, romance, MJ The Terrible stories, greatest fears, making babies, having babies, Stuxnet, plastic surgery, anal sex, oral sex, foreplay, fist fights, favorite moments, an inside look at Malia and MJ’s Bethesda Maryland home, MJ being in the hospital stories, race, gender, friendships, betrayal, superstitions, an inside look at Malia…

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