We joke sometimes about “Maliacane”, the nickname I gave Malia when she gets mad. The nickname is the name Malia and the type of storm Hurricane, mixed together. That is where the nickname “Maliacane” came from. And much like a hurricane storm that develops in the ocean, when Malia turns Maliacane, it is important to seek shelter somewhere safe, and/or…
Malia, As corny as it sounds, I think we were destined to be together. In the 9, going on 10 years that we have been together, we have sure had our fair share of challenges to overcome, but no matter what life has thrown at us, we have always found a way or made our own way. If you really…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes II by Malia May Johnson: “The truth is, I just want to fool around with you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson “I’m in a pound the shit out of your lady business kind of mood but I don’t want to rock our baby too hard. Please tell me if, well, you know.” Michael “MJ…
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes by Malia May Johnson: “Oh my God! Holy shit! That was like the best shit ever! I think this was the first time I have ever had sex. I must have been doing it wrong before, because it has never felt that friggin good! I mean that was like the best shit that has…
Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only! “This sounds like a boner emergency. I need to put all my hands on your dick immediately.” Malia May Johnson “I am uncomfortably big as a house pregnant, and I know God is a man,…
MJ: You want some of this Johnson? Malia: Nope! MJ: You don’t? 🙁 Malia: I don’t want some! I want all! MJ: My avatar wants to bang your avatar. Malia: My real me personatar wants to bang the real you personatar. Let’s get together and have some sex. MJ: I would like your assurance I will be safe before I…
Malia: The Malia is interested in having the intercourse, with the MJ. MJ: The MJ is also interested in having the intercourse with the Malia. Malia: The Malia would like to cash in on the going down on her rain check the MJ offered her earlier this month. The Malia really enjoys the tongue of the MJ. MJ: The MJ…
MJ: Malia May Sexy Booty Beauty Johnson, my dick is woke! Malia: Do you know what woke means baby? MJ: I think so. Let me try to use it in a sentence. Malia May Sexy Booty Beauty Johnson, my dick is woke! Malia: This is the definition of Woke- alert to injustice in society, especially racism. MJ: Exactly! Malia: How…
No matter what someone says about someone or something in your life, if the person or thing makes you happy, and adds to your life, feel free to completely ignore whatever it was that the person said. Odds are the person saying it doesn’t understand the situation, doesn’t want to understand the situation, or is a hater/negative person anyway. I…
The picture on this post is from one of MJ and I’s first dates. MJ’s mom called while we were on our date. MJ was drunk when she called. Not totally wasted drunk, but for sure inhibitions gone drunk. In the middle of what felt like was a somewhat serious call, MJ said – “Mom, I love Malia. I want…