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Sexy Self Defense

Malia: Michael David Johnson! I am trying to poop in peace! I don’t need you to sing to me while I am pooping! MJ: I am just trying to help. Malia: How does you singing “Ah! Push it! Push it real good!”, help me to poop any better than when I poop in silence? MJ: It’s poop encouragement, and we…

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I Do Declare The Vapors Have Gone To My Head - Malia Southern Belle Picture
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Step Aside Adalida! Here Comes Malia May Johnson, Pretty Little South African Queen!

A special thank you to MJ’s friend and body double Chris Hubbard. He is a good ol’ country boy, who likes to listen to country music. Chris sent MJ some country songs to listen to, and MJ has been walking around the house today singing, making up his own funny and/or naughty lyrics to the songs.  This is MJ’s remake of…

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MJ Being Cute Making Faces At Me (Malia) In The Bathroom
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Malia Surprises MJ In The Shower and MJ Sings To Her Audio Recording

Malia Surprises MJ In The Shower and MJ Sings To Her Audio Recording Transcript (Audio Recording Below): – Beginning of transcript –  MJ: Sings song lyrics- Can’t find a better man. MJ: Unh! Holy shit! You scared the shit out of me! Baby! Oh shit! Oh my God! MJ: What? MJ: Sings song lyrics- Memories back when you should get naked,…

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Malia Talks With A Sexologist

Question: My question is for Malia. I am a sexologist. I can’t see you but I bet you laughed like everyone else does when I tell them what my profession is. I am currently studying the smell of men’s “goo”, if you will. I was wondering if you wouldn’t mind sharing what MJ THE TERRIBLE’s you know, stuff smells like?…

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