Anything Goes Q&A with Malia III: 1. Was there a tunnel underneath MJ’s old house? Did you ever see it? Andrew Morgan London, England Malia: I am not allowed to answer this officially. Unofficially, it is possible there was a tunnel underneath his old house. Also, unofficially, I may have seen it and been in it. MJ The Terrible House…
Malia: Baby, please don’t cheat on me. I live my life for you and our babies. I would die if you cheated on me. It would kill me baby. MJ: Baby, please don’t cheat on me. I live my life for you and our babies too. I would die if you cheated on me. It would kill me. Malia: You…
Malia: Do you know what today is baby? MJ: My Grandmother’s birthday. Malia: Happy 91st Birthday Grandmother! I have a video call scheduled with your mom to sing Happy Birthday to Grandmother when she blows out her candles. Do you know what my favorite memory with your Grandmother is? MJ: When she said you were the best Granddaughter in law…
MJ: Dubs, please don’t send me anymore emails. “THE ONE AND ONLY DUBS”? Good Lord! Dubs: Hi. My name is Dubs. My daily job is to protect “MJ The Terrible” and his family. I enjoy protecting his family. “MJ The Terrible”, the world’s most followed computer hacker, not so much! Malia: MJ and Dubs fight like brother and sister but…
MJ: Dubs, will you please see if they will increase the off body security around my son for the next 48 hours, before this thing starts tomorrow morning? Remember, this is your son too. Please! Dubs: How can “our son” be so cute, and you be such an annoying shit head? He has 4 off body armed security personnel. Unless…
Malia: I was going to save this real life/cartoon kiss collage until our anniversary on March 8th, but I am so frickin in love with you!! I couldn’t wait!! I hope you like it! When you asked me to marry you on the bridge at Rock Creek Tributary, the best decision of my life was saying YES! Michael David Johnson,…
Malia: My husband is a mad man. We are backstage at a Lana Del Rey concert, and my sexy crazy pervert of a husband is drunk off his ass, yelling “Stoli is my shit”. He even tried to have sex with me in the basketball teams locker room for crying out loud. “MJ The Horndog”. #whyisitsosexywhenmenactafool MJ: Tried to? Malia: Baby!…
Malia: If you could talk to me right now, what would you say? MJ: Is this some kind of a joke? You are supposed to be dead. Malia: Do you want me dead? MJ: No. MJ: This has to be a joke. My wife was tragically killed in a car accident on January 14th. Malia: Do you miss me? MJ:…
This afternoon Malia was exiting the freeway to turn onto 5th street, on her way home from the store, and was in a very serious car accident. As she was making the turn onto 5th street, a Dodge pickup truck switched lanes, and ran directly into the drivers side driver door of her Range Rover, where Malia was sitting. The…
Kevin: What are you going to buy with your $250,000 check from Amazon MJ? $62,500 a day for 4 days and you don’t have to do anything but post their shit…….HELL YEAH !! MJ: With part of the money I want to take my son to Disney World, and I’d like to help the Wounded Warrior Project some. Malia: My…